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Remember Chet Haze?

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I had, like, a lady-boner over him, like, six months ago or something? He did that cheap, cheesetastic video for his rap song, ‘Hollywood’? Oh, right, and he’s the son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson? Well, he’s gone and got himself back on my radar again, and all just by posting a shirtless photo of him on his Instagram account. And isn’t he (still) hot? I realize, yeah, that he’s a mere twenty-two years old (or will be this year), but that’s not going to stop me from being all inappropriate and drooling over him and his nearly-hairless chest and what not. I mean, hello! *Mariah Yeater, anyone? Please.

Here’s another photo that he posted:

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… I know, right? And because of all of this shirtlessness, he gained over three hundred followers overnight. Haze says:

Wow, 300 new followers overnight? Lol, I should have took my shirt off a long time ago… Like my Facebook page! facebook.com/chethaze

So now, if we could just get beyond the fact that he calls himself **’Chet Haze’, and could move past the idea that he’s the talented and brilliant Tom Hanks’ son but wants to be a rapper, this guy could have most of Hollywood by the balls. And of course, by ‘most,’ I mean ‘those who like their Justin Bieber-types with a side of badass Lil Wayne,’ and my oh my is that an interesting concept.

*And speaking of Mariah Yeater, because we haven’t talked about the warthog-looking fruitbat in awhile, she posted a cryptic message on her Twitter account in honor of Justin Bieber’s eighteenth birthday:

Happy Birthday @justinbieber! #FinallyLegal, you know what that means ;)

And then this:

Im back on Twitter. All you Beliebers can leave me alone, I have a new BF, @D_Swales is more of a man then Justin Bieber will ever be! :)

**Also, you really know that you ‘made’ it when you share a post with Mariah Yeater. Or Chet Haze. I’m not sure which trumps the other in this case, but hey. Woo! for all involved, right?

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