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Also, Snooki Is Engaged

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

What a beautiful, beautiful time in Snooki‘s life! This girl finally found the man of her dreams, is currently housing their lovechild in her uterus, and now, she’s engaged! And no, she still hasn’t made a formal announcement about any of these things, but look at that picture! Look at that ring! You don’t wear a large diamond ring on that finger unless you want to stir up some rumors. And speaking of rumors, you know which outlet just picked up the “Snooki’s pregnant and getting married” story and ran with it? People. So you know this shit is official now.

From People:

Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi expecting her first child with Jionni LaValle, but PEOPLE has learned that the happy couple is also engaged!

The Jersey Shore star, 24, and her now husband-to-be will welcome a baby later this year, a source confirms.

“I know he’s the one so I know the ring’s gonna come soon,” Polizzi told PEOPLE on Jan. 12 – though at the time, she had no idea a proposal was coming.

“Well, not soon-soon. He knows it should be big, cuz if it’s small I’m saying no. Like, ‘Get another ring!’ “

Mostly, I can’t wait for all the MTV specials and shows and exclusives about all of Snooki’s latest adventures. Remember when Keeping Up with the Kardashians showed a video from when Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her son, and while everyone was telling her to push, she was like “whatevs, I got this” and just reached down and yanked the baby all the way out of the birth canal? This is going to be like that, except with funnier dialects, more questionable parenting, and more arrests on the beach. And I cannot wait for it.

Are you guys happy for Snooki too?

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  • This is Snooki we’re talking about, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that turned out to be a Ring Pop.