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Hey, Do These Boobs Belong to Christina Hendricks?

A photo of Christina Hendricks

Well, yeah, obviously those boobs belong to Christina Hendricks, those ones up there clearly attached to the rest of her body. That’s, like, a no-brainer. No, the boobs in question are located in a series of racy (NSFW) photos that somehow made their way from a cell phone to the internet. Yep, Christina Hendricks just pulled a Blake Lively.

I don’t know why this is happening today, but I feel like it means there are great things ahead. I’m going to go out and buy a few lottery tickets and finally check out that bingo game all my grandma’s friends have been raving about, because if I was lucky enough to find these beautiful treasures this morning, then who knows what else I’ll find today?

Ok, now it’s your turn. Set down your beverage, take a deep breath, and then completely relax your body so that you can feel the glorious feeling of all your dreams coming true.

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  • The first thing I thought when I read that headline was “Well, she paid for them, so I would say they belong to her.” Then I read the article and realized what you really meant.

    • How anyone could think those are fake is beyond me. Is it just because theyre big?

      Look how high up theyre pushed, and how flattened they are in some outfits. You cant do that with an implant without being able to see the outline. Theyre real as hell, shes a fine, thick woman with huge ass tittays.

      • hmm ..if that is her with them out in the yellow top ..then look again ..defo not real! ..btw “Will” why are you so at her defense? LOL u fans make me laugh ..no matter how much you kiss her a$$ on here she will probably never be interested in you ..go find a REAL woman and not spend so much time boasting about someone you’ve probably never even said hello to.

  • Lack of class. Those boobs are so high up she could probably use them as a pillow to rest her head.

    • Nah shes classy as hell. You can be sexy and classy you know. Showing it off doesnt always have to be trashy if you do it the right way. And she definitely does it the right way.

  • She looks identical no matter what pushup dress she wears. it’s always the exact same, lopsided, overshoved buppies pleading for air and enough damn space to breathe!

    Broad needs a reduc, yesterday! Or at least wear something that fits for a change.

  • Personally, I think she’s pretty hubba hubba.

    My only complaint with her is her clothing options. Girl needs a stylist (or to fire her current one). There are plenty of very figure flattering gowns for busty women out there. If not, there’s plenty of designers who’d be happy to design some for her. I feel like I’m always seeing her in the same two dresses.

  • Great Pair of tits! I’m glad she finally let them out for da world to enjoy! Now that is one lucky cell phone!

  • I give kudos to any woman who can make a cow cry. Seriously, I don’t understand the whole shove the ta-tas so far up the chest one could almost spit them out her own mouth. I think it’s disgusting, whorish and false advertisement ;) There’s nothing classy about any woman who would voluntarily show off so much titty.

  • IF YOU WOULD NOTICE – HER BOOBS ARE SO SMOTHERED THAT THEY ARE TURNING BLUE. IF THEY ARE “NATURAL” THEN WHY WON`T SHE LET THEM LOOK NATURAL

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  • she needs to get a bigger dress instead of flonting her boobs WHAY to much. I beet she dosent even need a bra with that dress since its so tight , don’t think she’s wearing one.

  • Whatever bra she is wearing that is cramming those puppies up into that unnatural pose must be terribly painful. I bet there is tape and all manner of levitation devices in use to get that creepy shot. It hurts just to look at it.

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