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Brad And Angelina Were Going to Get Married, But Then …

A photo of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

What? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were going to get married, but then what? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad got too annoyed with Angelina’s leg at the Oscars and called the whole thing off until she could learn how to correctly hold her limbs? Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Brad realized that a wedding ring could very possibly be too much weight for Angelina’s fragile arms to support, and he didn’t want to put that strain on her?

No, neither of those, friends, sorry. The correct answer is “Brad and Angelina were going to get married, but then Angelina heard Brad telling little Maddox about Jennifer Aniston, and now she’s too pissed.” Snap.

From OK magazine via Hollywood Life:

Angelina Jolie, 36, and Brad Pitt, 48, are temporarily calling off their wedding because of what Brad told son Maddox about his ex-wife, reports OK!mag.

The 10-year-old happened to see an online article about Jennifer Aniston, 43, and had asked Brad who she was.

“Brad didn’t realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: that Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to,” said a source to the mag. “But that’s when Angelina walked in.”

Although Brad thought he had taken steps to keep his kids from knowing his past with Jen, apparently, the Internet happened!

“Angie went berserk and said he was stupid not to supervise Maddox’s Internet use,” said the source. “She knows this is just the start. They have six kids who are all going to get older and want to know everything about their parents’ pasts.”

The source also said that Jen is still a “sore spot” for Angie and that after Maddox left the room, she flipped out on Brad and screamed that “she didn’t want to get married to someone who’d been married to Jennifer Aniston.”

After they exchanged nasty words, Brad took off on his motorcycle and things haven’t been the same since, confided the source.

At this point, there have been so many stories about a wedding for Brad and Angelina that I’m never going to believe it until one or both of them actually confirm it themselves, and I’m sure many of you agree with that. The thing I want to talk about is how incredibly awkward this scenario would be.

Could you imagine being the child of a celebrity? Like a huge, huge celebrity like, say, Lindsay Lohan. You’re Lindsay Lohan’s kid, and you’re seven or eight or something, and you’re screwing around online. If you wanted to, you could read anything about your mom. You could see pictures of your mom’s labia, you could see pictures of your mom shooting up, you could see videos of your mom buying drugs. You could find a timeline of your mom’s crack use or a photo gallery of her boobs. You could read hundreds of people say cruel, offensive things about your mom, Lindsay Lohan. Wouldn’t that be so bizarre?

Oh, but hey, I sure hope they go through with that wedding, huh? It’ll be any day now, for real this time!

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  • It’s ludicrous. They got together when he was still with Aniston, he cheated on Aniston with her! How petty of her and how deluded to think the children are never going to find out. You have to live with what you do, and in that case Jolie started an affair with a married man. At least he’s upfront about it.

  • I love these stories. Who saw the scene occur and reported this? Brad? Angie? Maddox? I’m not saying that I couldn’t see this scene being totally possible, but it sounds like someone’s writing some fly-on-the-wall-type fiction.

    • Yeah, I think Angelina is kind of wacky, but I don’t see anyone going bat-shit over what is really a passing remark.

  • I think she doesn’t care. it didn’t happen.. and she’s the type that would honestly tell them herself.. about any and all things they want to know.

  • GOOGLE angelina jolie/ngo/cfr/agenda21 ITS ALL TRUE SHE IS A DEVIL IN DiSGUIse I FEEL SO SORRY FOR BRAD AND THERE KIDS THE WORST MISTAKE HE EVER MADE WAS LEAVING JEN, NOW She has a heart of GOLD!!!

  • hi there i be very happy for them to get married together they love to each other you to belong to each other and the children so happy for the parents to they be pleased about it and worked it out.jennifer she very nasty and hateful towards them don’t let her come this she is trouble maker