“Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed. She took herself right out of that superstar category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out what she looks like. Have you ever seen anybody stand with their hand on a hip with a leg thrown out to open an envelope? No, and you want to say, ‘You idiot! You’ve brought us back to the fact that you used to wear blood around your neck and French kiss your brother!’”
Oh dear. That day has finally come. It’s the day that I have to say – about Joan Rivers, nonetheless – “Can I get an amen?” Because seriously. Yeah, I said the other day that I didn’t watch the Oscars, and the first time I heard about stupid Angelina Jolie‘s stupid leg was from our girl Jenn, and my immediate reaction was “How stupid. How … weird and cartoonish and cheap.” And though I generally think Joan Rivers is part Neanderthal, she (and her caveman-looking daughter) is totally on point with this one. What did Melissa have to say? Well, this:
“She demystified herself and it’s unfortunate because it always looked so effortless, and you think how can one person be so glamorous? It’s because she practices!”
See? I knew there was kind of something to that evolution thing. They get smarter and smarter every passing year. Maybe it’s time to start reconsidering everything we ever knew!