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… But Why Do You Look Like Ke$ha, January Jones?

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Are you seeing this? Or am I the only one losing my mind, thinking that January Jones looks … well, quite a bit like she-of-the-glitter-orifices and scary oral sex photos?

But it’s not! It’s January Jones, and this is what she looked like for the 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party, and if I can be quite honest, the look is awful. Ke$ha’s a pretty girl in her own right (and January Jones … well, if you’ve been around this blog long enough, then you probably already know how I feel about this unbalanced, man-stealing … never mind), but this look is just awful.

Like, if girlfriend wanted to bring back Mad Men chic so that “her” viewers didn’t forget who she was in the off-season, she should have channeled another ensemble. Like anything ever worn by Christina Hendricks. Now that, my friends, is how you remember Mad Men. It’s walking, talking marketing right in front of your bugged-out eyes. This psycho Betty Draper meets-Ke$ha-on-Saturday-and-eats-her-liver look is not hitting the mark, my friends.

But hey, we probably shouldn’t judge (ha). I guess when you’re the ex-girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher, and that’s pretty much what you’re known for – aside from being a frigid snot – it’s got to do some drawing deep down in your soul. It can’t be a pretty feeling, guys, and I think that pain is really starting to show on January’s face here. There’s just no other explanation.

Ke$ha is OFFICIALLY HOTTER THAN YOU.

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