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What Miley Wore to the Oscars (?)

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Wait a second. Why was Miley even at the Oscars? That’d be like … I don’t know, LL Cool J at the … Grammys? Oh. Oh. Never mind. I get you. Alright. And what’s that? She may not have actually been AT the Oscars, just at Sir Elton John’s viewing party? Makes total sense then, I guess.

Anyway. All preconceived notions aside, Miley (though there were tons and tons and tons of very unimpressive dresses in attendance at last night’s awards – I know; I didn’t watch, but I did check out the fashion at 4 this morning after I eked my way down the stairs, step by step by step) was by far the best-dressed of the night. She looks like a real movie star, and I’m not talking about actresses who do movies whose titles are also overused acronyms that need to be put to bed once and for all.

But seriously! The hair! The dramatic red lipstick! The trophy boyfriend! Does it get any more Hollywood classy right here, folks? Our girl Courtney Stodden previously mentioned that she wanted to bring back “old” “classy” Tinseltown, and I think maybe – just maybe – if she took a few pointers from Miley here, the two of them could put their heads together and really get the damned thing done, don’t you think?

Photos courtesy of Socialite Life

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  • Could be in this old style Hollywood gossip blind item..? But.. ew.. This former A list tweener kept up her one person bucket list of sexual experiences to try. She pouted and emasculated her soon to be very close to A list movie star boyfriend, but now just a B- until he agreed to have sex with her under a table while people were sitting there. Very loud party. No bathroom sex for her. “Been there done that. Gross.” This will be revealed.

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