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Watch This: ‘Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure’

You guys, I am pretty sure that the dastardly minds at Vivid Entertainment don’t actually film the sex scenes until after they release their porn trailers.

I am almost not joking. They film this stuff right in their offices (I like to think, anyway), then slap the trailers on YouTube to gauge audience interest. And if there is any fanfare whatsoever, they’re like, screw it! Screw it, film it, ship it, we’re done! Another hit in the bag!

Also, this trailer is so, so wrong. It is bad and evil and disturbing and wrong, and it’s mostly safe for workplace viewing, but it will also probably ruin your life forever.

Watch at your own peril!

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