Drew Barrymore is pregnant. [The Superficial]
The Cheater Fist Pump. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna has ‘Girls Gone Wild’ bash in London. [Bossip]
Kate Beckinsale‘s funk face. [Starpulse]
Bam Margera was arrested during Mardi Gras. [TMZ]
Danny DeVito was at The Lorax. [The Blemish]
Jonas = dumped. [theBERRY]
‘Amazing Race‘ facilitator found dead, poisoned. [Huff Po]
Whitney Houston‘s daughter was wasted at her mom’s funeral. [Hollywood Dame]
Kim Kardashian wins worst personality. [Socialite Life]
Mariah Carey really thinks she looks awesome. [The Superficial]
Adam Levine uses the pull-out method to prevent pregnancy. [Cele|bitchy]
Oh look, more celebrities posing as Marilyn Monroe. [Popbytes]
Zac Efron and Taylor Swift duet. [Hollywood PQ]
Chris Brown‘s “girlfriend” is really f-cking stupid. [IDLYITW]
When your parent dies, you get a free pass for about a year at least to play the self-destructive card. After that, have a plan for recovery. But if you need to be drunk at the funeral, drink up baby doll. If you need to get high afterwards, here’s my piece. Losing a parent suddenly like that is shit and unfair and a little down and out time should be expected. I worry about people who go back to business-as-usual.