It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Coco photo: VicVegas
“I never thought I would be the last one picked for a skank off.”
First runner-up: Catchwisely
“In this economy, everyone has to downsize. Here, Coco demonstrates how to cram 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.”
Second runner-up: Puddin
“Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time.”
Congrats to VicVegas! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Look kids, it’s David Hasselhoff washing up on shore! Quick let’s push him back in the water !
Selena, as your publicist I must to warn you that cavorting with that child like that on a public beach may result in the paparazzi getting clear shots of your vajj. So please tell me you waxed this week.
This years hottest tourist attraction courtesy of Selena Gomez, get in quick for your very own snaps of snatch!
After a messy breakup with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez takes her rebound-beau for a walk on the beach.
Psychiatrist watching Selena’s practice parenting: “Enter Oedipus Complex, aaand….NOW.”
Selena, their Mothers might all be claiming Justin’s their kid’s Daddy but that doesn’t mean you have to look after them all honey!