“She’s the most adorable little cookie you’ve ever seen. She looks like she just smoked an exploding cigar. … I understand the curiosity, but other than saying I am happy, I am not going to indulge it. That’s building your own torture device.”
This would be Justin Theroux talking about his dog in the first half of that quote – and yes, I know, it would have been a hell of a lot funnier if he was talking about his girlfriend or, you know, ‘that chick who makes him happy’, Jennifer Aniston. The second part, though, is definitely about her. Or maybe it’s about his dog still. I don’t know. Please don’t ask me to fathom the mind of a man who’d willingly get involved with someone like Jennifer Aniston. It’s like those dudes who hook up with Taylor Swift even though they know she’s going to write a big, nasty song about how mean they are and how all of their subsequent girlfriends are hos and stuff. I mean, he’s just asking for it, even though he’s not asking for it by saying he’s not indulging it – read: asking for it.
What do you guys think of Justin Theroux? Think he’s an OK guy? Think he’s good for Jennifer Aniston? Moreover, think he’s going to marry Jennifer Aniston eventually or just hide behind cryptic quotes like “I’m happy”?