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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s J Woww photo: Poadie74
“Proud Spokes Woman for the New and Improved Extra Large Jersey Shore Tampons….For Those ‘Larger than Average’ Guidettes …”
First runner-up: Anonymous
“All guidos are cleared for approach to my landing strip!”
Second runner-up: Bob
“Sorry, J-Woww, in today’s day and age a half-areola nip slip does not constitute an X rating.”
Congrats to Poadie74! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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I Guess Kanye Is in Control of Kim’s Fashion Choices Now
Amen to everything you said. And how long before Kris, the mom from hell, puts a horse head in Kanye’s bed (fake horse head, ok, Peta) for stepping on her toes? -
Amanda Bynes Announces on Twitter That She Loves Black Men
hey people what other celebrity white women would you love to see in bed with well hung black men to know they are having a black man baby my four favorite white women first catherine bach. melissa joan... -
Quotables: Robert Pattinson Talks Hunger Games
I’m thinking maybe Garrett Hedlund. He’s gorgeous. But I think he could play a broken man, too (in _Mockingjay_). The age is about right (since Finnick is older than Katniss and Peeta). -
OMG, New Breaking Dawn Posters!
The last book came out four years ago, and it’s not like it’s some newly discovered series. People have been talking about what happened in the books for literal years. The points that I mentioned have been discussed over and over again,... -
Lindsay Finally Got Her Richard Burton
I’m a New Zealander, and Grant Bowler is well-known here, he was on a really popular Kiwi show called Outrageous Fortune, and he’s definitely chraismatic and a bit of a bad-ass. Shame he has to deal with Lindsanity… he was...
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Oh God. Oh God. Please let it be a silent one.
Coco shows how Mr. Hankie was birthed.
Feeling kinda pooped
Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time.
“Look Ma! No camel toe!”
OH SHIT,THANK GOD FOR TENNA LADIES
How embarrassing…Ice told me this benefit was for the Anal Management Group…
OMG! Which way is the Ladies room?
I never thought I would be the last one picked for a skank off.
Posing is hard I wish I would have practiced at home more.
Look Ma! You can do kegel exercises anywhere.
Does my ass look big in this?! I’m too busy trying to breathe properly & hold in my tummy at the same time!
I hope it’s not a stinker…maybe no one noticed.
Good think I’m wearing underwear. This could have been a disaster…
Thing*
“In this economy, everyone has to downsize. Here, Coco demonstrates how to cram 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.”
Oh, I wish I hadn’t of eaten that last burrito.
NO! Not another quiff.
“I’m too sexy for my white skin tight dress, don’t you think’?
Yes, “Im here to audition, for the new “Hefty White Trash Bag”commercial !!!!
DAMN! My food baby is fixin’ to crown!
Does this wall make my ass look big?!
Coco B Ware.