BREAKING: Khloe Kardashian’s Paternity Confirmed

Well, OK, not “confirmed,” but this here photo, posted on Kylie Jenner’s Twitter with the obvious caption of, “First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!” is definitely reason enough to say, “Yeah, this is definitely the dude that got wicked wasted one night, accidentally slept with Kris Jenner, and changed the face of the Kardashians forever in siring the only ‘normal’ Kardashian in life – Khloe Kardashian.”

So, anyway, aside from that, did you guys think you’d ever see a photo like this? And hard as I try, I don’t see any evidence of Photoshopping, so it looks like Khloe here is definitely familiar with Kris Jenner‘s former “hair dresser” (and that term taken out of context really sort of makes me regurgitate last night’s dinner), Alex Roldan. And really, one way or the other, aren’t they sweet?

So! I guess the question we should be asking here is “Is this for real, or is little Jenner making a big joke out of something that’s not true at all?” If looks can factor into it at all – and personally, I think they should; you know, that whole crazy “genetics” thing – I think that there’s positively no shadow of a doubt that this dude here is Khloe Kardashian’s real father. And maybe if he’s Kris’s ‘former’ hair dresser, and is no longer in her life, and Khloe’s out of the Kardashian Kompound and living in Dallas, Texas – just MAYBE it’s high time for girlfriend to make a break for herself and dissociate herself from the Kardashian-Jenners altogether. Now’s the perfect time, if I say so myself.

I’M IN YOUR CORNER, KHLOE, WOO.