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Breaking: Lindsay Lohan Poses as Marilyn Monroe!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

Ok, I’m going to get real right quick: if I have to see Lindsay Lohan done up like Marilyn Monroe or compare herself to Marilyn Monroe one more time, I’m going to have to take some drastic measures. Like, I might have to tweet about it, and I haven’t tweeted anything since July when I set a small fire in my kitchen. That’s how seriously I feel about this.

It’s like all Lindsay can do these days is look busted, and it’s really sad. I watched Mean Girls a couple weeks back, and you guys, she was so pretty, and she was funny, and she had so much going for her. I’m not saying that she could have ever won that Oscar she keeps going on about, but she could have made some good movies. Instead, she chose cocaine and a “career” in “modelling.” It’s disappointing.

Oh, and by the way, that modelling career? It doesn’t seem like it’s going too hot. These photos of Lindsay looking like a meth-faced Marilyn appear in this month’s issue of Love magazine. Do you want to see the cover of the issue?

She didn’t even get the cover, guys. She got her name in small print next to Linda Evangelista’s face. That is how important Lindsay is these days. And that’s sad.

What do you think about these photos? Are you digging them at all, or are you as sick of Lindsay’s modelling as I am?

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  • I’m over anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan, not just the Marilyn thing. Like you said, she could have been something really good in the movie world, but that ship has sailed. She needs to just stop, it does look desperate.

  • I will admit I do love the sort-of grungy quality to those photos, they look a lot less touched up than this kind usually would be, but she really needs to lay off on MM.

  • Oh gawwwwwd, this shit is so pathetic and WRONG! I don’t understand her stupid obsession with a woman who downplayed her intelligence, had an affair with the President, and off’d herself when the going got tough. Aside from that, MM was quite beautiful, and no matter how much Lindsay lays off the meth, the fake tanners, and the cocaine, she will never be in the same leage as that woman.

    The fact is, Lindsay couldn’t even hack it in the role of a porn star. A porn star! When Linda Lovelace is making you look like a dimestore hooker, you know you’ve hit rock bottom.

  • My first thought was how hilarious it would be if she set her hair/extensions on fire while trying to bend seductively over that stove top. That’s the most interesting thing about these photos.

  • LOLs @ lauren, i thought the same thing. damn it she needs to quit it with the lip plumper shit!

  • I really think she should quit the “homage” and try to found a job, any movies, even the B ones, would be a step up now.