Just to clarify, I’m not saying that Ke$ha is preoccupied with soccer balls or basketballs or footballs, or even ping pong balls, though I’m sure that one’s closer than those other ones (get it? Because I think Ke$ha’s the kind of girl who would want to learn how to shoot ping pong balls out of her vagina). No, I’m saying that Ke$ha is preoccupied with balls, as in testicles, because man, she sure goes on and on about them.
From Glamour:
On having balls: I know that I have balls. I have bigger balls than a lot of the men that I meet. I’m just a ballsy motherf–ker. I’m not afraid of pushing boundaries. That’s what you have to do to become an icon.
On rock music: People say that rock ‘n’ roll is dead, and I am making it my mission to resurrect it. I have rock ‘n’ roll pumping through my veins.
On penises: I’m just very amused by five-year-old humor. Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f–k me, and then I eat them. But who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis? Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.
On dating: I’m in the middle of writing a new record. I’m taking so many different instrument lessons. I’m also designing animal-friendly jewelry and a fake-fur line. So if a man is not, like, the second coming, then what’s the point? I have other s–t to do.
On body paint: It’s my favorite thing to do. Sometimes I have parties at my house in Nashville and it’s clothing-optional, and we just body-paint each other and run around, and I have a giant bed. I’m very much in touch with that side of myself.
On kids listening to her music: Parents should not let them listen to my music if it’s offensive. I wrote these songs for me.
On makeup and haters: My makeup is usually left over from the night before. I’m not really worried about the photographs because if I tell my fans not to give a f–k about the haters, then I have to practice what I preach. I embrace the imperfections and celebrate them.
On beauty products: I’m coming out with my own line. And I found Bumble and Bumble dry shampoo that is like God’s gift. You don’t have to shower. You just put it in and instantly look like the eighties.
On her style icons: I would love to embody the attitude of Iggy Pop or Keith Richards: a ballsy mentality. Stylistically, I love Vivienne Westwood—those capes! I’m obsessed.
On being an icon: Eventually, I would love to be on my deathbed and looked at as an icon. Right now I’m still at the baby stages of my career. But that is the goal.
I think Ke$ha’s currently in one of those phases where I think she’s kind of ok. I mean, I think the body paint affairs sound like a nightmare, and it concerns me that she would make an employee wear a penis costume for her own amusement, but besides that … well, besides that, she just goes on about being awesome and balls. So maybe I’m not that into her right now after all!
How are you guys feeling? Are you looking forward to her new album at all?
she may be arrogant as hell, but gotta love that honesty!
I don’t majorly care for her music, but I love her interviews. She sounds like such a cool, confident person. And very intelligent.