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Feb 04, 2012 at 11:15 am by Emily














































































































Though I spend at least an hour (let’s face it — definitely more than an hour) on Facebook every day, it was only yesterday that I realized that the Super Bowl is this weekend. A) I do not like sportsball of any form. Even the hottest soccer players cannot get me to watch. B) My friends seem to be of unusual quality.
I finally realized that the Super Bowl is tomorrow because a Domino’s Pizza coupon that came attached to yesterday’s lunch told me. That sentence probably reveals way more about my life than I intended.
But good for Jack Nicholson. And good for you! And oh my goodness, Emily, I love you, and that horrendous fanfic idea has me grinning way too much. It would at LEAST be better than that delightfully egregious “My Immortal” fanfic.
But the BEST thing to do on Super Bowl Sunday? (Aside from play video games that are not first-person shooters and do not involve sports or feature cars prominently) Eat the foods normally associated with people watching “the game,” but do something infinitely more worthwhile. Like watching old episodes of The Closer. Or, you know, anything other than watching the Super Bowl.
Also, your upstairs neighbor is terrible and horrible and gross. :/
I love the Super Bowl, but more for the Super Bowl party than the football (though my husband recently got me into playing fantasy football and now I care a little bit about the game). Eating, drinking, chilling with your friends (and, if they’re like mine, they care more about hanging out and talking than the actual game, too) – what could be better? Oh, and making fun of the halftime show and whoever botches the national anthem are awesome, too.
*is* awesome. Subject/verb agreement much?
Waaaaah!!!!!
CUTENESS-OVERLOAD!
I don’t know what it is about guinea pigs that makes me so happy. They are too damn adorable.
Jack might be onto something – Superbowl is more marketing spectacle than sports event. What real sporting event comes with a “half time show”. Oh I’ll watch, but only for the special Superbowl ads!
…no interest in the Superbowl, but I do love Jack! Wish we’d hear more about him.
noone cares what you’d rather do than watch the superbowl
What I did rather than watch the Superbowl? I cleaned my toilet bowls- both of them.