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photo of david beckham hot nudes pics Vanessa Paradis really hates Johnny Depp. [The Superficial] Kim Kardashian's looking for a man, guys. [Starpulse] ... And she didn't expect all of the "backlash" that came from "following her heart." [Bitten and Bound] Whitney Houston is dead broke, begging friends for a hundred bucks. [Bossip] Seal's "special camera room" ruined his marriage. [The Superficial] Keven Federline had a heart attack. [Socialite Life] Justin Bieber really, really wants your approval, wants to get it on on a roller coaster. [The Blemish] Diddy's just in it for the sex. [Cele...

Um, Did You Guys Know That Jim Carrey’s Daughter is on American Idol?

I didn't. I stopped watching the show two years ago, believe it or not. I used to be a hardcore Idol lover, but the novelty eventually wore off and now, honestly, I couldn't be bothered. Today, though, I saw the clip of Jane Carrey's audition, and I have to say ... I honestly wasn't blown away. At all. Girlfriend's got a pretty voice and she's definitely better than a lot of tone-deaf auditionees, but honestly? I kind of think that she went through to Hollywood because producers didn't want to upset the Jim Carrey boat. I mean, come on. Jim Carrey's way bigger than American Idol. It'd be like, I don't know, a daughter of Steven Tyler trying to get into the fashion business or something and everyone telling her 'no'. That just doesn't happen that often. I commend girlfriend here for going it on her own, i.e., via the channels of American Idol and not having daddy pull any strings (visible ones, that is), but come on. Your father's Jim Carrey. Did you expect the show to say, "No, sorry, you're just not good enough"? 'Cause it probably just won't happen. All in all, I thought it was a decent audition. Decent enough to probably go to Hollywood, but if they were looking for a hook for this girl's story (aside from that whole "being Jim Carrey's daughter" thing) in order to supplement her pretty-good voice, it just wouldn't be there otherwise, and she may or may not end up making it to the next round. Truth is as truth does, my friends. What did you all think of Jane's audition? Would it be good enough for the average person to get through to the Hollywood round, or did you, too, kind of think it was sort of forgettable? /> I didn't. I stopped watching the show two years ago, believe it or not. I used to be a hardcore Idol lover, but the novelty eventually wore off and now, honestly, I couldn't be bothered. Today, though, I saw the clip of Jane Carrey's audition, and I have to say ... I honestly wasn't blown away. At all. Girlfriend's got a pretty voice and she's definitely better than a lot of tone-deaf auditionees, but honestly? I kind of think that she went through to Hollywood because producers didn't want to ...

The Oscar Nominations Have Arrived!

And the nominees are…! Brace yourselves, folks. Because, I've gotta tell you, there are some pretty conspicuous absences this year. I can't wait to hear which bets you've already lost. The envelope, please. Charlize Theron: NOT NOMINATED. A lot of people expected her to be in the running based on her work in Jason Reitman's Young Adult, never mind all that Oscar buzz for costar Patton Oswalt. Also snubbed, this time in the Best Animated Feature category, the Golden Globe-winning Adventures of Tintin. Among the actual nominees? Kung Fu Panda 2. Heaven help us all. Fassben...

Love It or Leave It: Michael Cera’s Creepy in the Don’t-Take-Candy-From-This-Guy Pedophile Kind of Way

photo of michael cera pictures photos pics mustache pic No, I guess it isn't very nice to tell someone that they look like a pedophile, because first, anyone can look like a pedophile and we wouldn't even know it because there are probably some attractive and not-at-all creepy-looking pedophiles running around out there. Second, it's in bad taste to assume that anyone sporting an unflattering mustache could look like a stereotypical pedophile. I mean, it's not like I'm using this photo as an example to go by in comparison or anything: That guy rig...

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of david hasselhoff pictures photos caption this weird leotard pic It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Justin Bieber photo: Mireee “You know, girls do belong in the kitchen. I tell [Sel...

Morning Wood

photo of ryan reynolds pictures Is Vanessa Hudgens still "doughy"? [The Superficial] 11 Misquoted Movie Lines. [The Frisky] Halle Berry says Gabriel Aubry is crazy, abusive, attacked a nanny. [TMZ] 50 Cent won half-a-mil betting on the Giants. [Starpulse] Aretha Franklin calls off her engagement, is seen as unstable. [Lainey Gossip] 2012 Oscar Nominations - check 'em out here. [LA Times] The Top 5 Reasons Heidi Klum and Seal Split. [Socialite Life] Anna Kournikova looks nothing like Anna Kournikova. [Yeeeah] Madonna wears th...

5 Couples We Wish Would Split Up

photo of vanessa paradis and johnny depp breaking up pics No, no - we don't wish that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis would snap it off (generally). But in light of all of the lost love in the world, we decided to compile a list of 5 couples that we wish the ultimate demise upon: the big breakup. What with Seal and Heidi Klum calling it quits, and Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis (and, of course, you can't forget - sniff, sniff - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries), we thought it prudent to really stick it to those who deserve it, rather than those who ...

OMFG: Kris Jenner to Reveal Khloe’s Real Dad on National Television

Photo: Khloe Kardashian and Alex Roldan Kris Jenner, congratulations. You really take the cake. I mean it. Just have it. Have it all. I cannot even begin to wrap my brain around a how a mother could possibly do this to her daughter---her nicest, most sincere, very tallest daughter---but sources speculate that Kris Jenner plans to formally 'out' Khloe Kardashian's real dad on national TV. Of all the evil machinations…! And here I am, reporting it to you like some schmo. Yep, Kris. Yep. You've finally broken me. You've won. It's...

Courtney Stodden Heads Back to the Recording Studio, Hopefully to Remaster ‘Don’t Put It On Me, Girl’

photo of courtney stodden back in the recording studio pictures photos pics You know what's so great about Courtney Stodden? OK, Another thing, that is? It's that she's always up for good, old-fashioned fun and it's kind of neat to watch her grow up before our very eyes. So that's two things. I guess I can't count this morning, but what I can count on is Courtney Stodden continuously making beautiful music for us to love and dance to and laugh at. Isn't that like Paula Abdul said in the nineties, a 'promise of a new day'? Isn't it wonderful that we can count on these things? Relationships can go...

Divorce Watch: Heidi Klum and Seal

A photo of Heidi Klum and Seal Hold up, is the actual purpose of a divorce watch to keep an eye on a couple who is suspected to split? Oh man, did I mess this up already? Oh well, I'll call it a draw. Heidi and Seal aren't divorced yet, but they are well on their way. I say that because even though the couple's statement was that they were planning on a separation, the word is that Heidi is going to go for gold and finish this sucker off completely: Heidi Klum did not make a snap decision to divorce Seal.  She's interviewed a number of the best divorce la...

Kelly Clarkson Covered Etta James This Past Weekend

But if you were like me, you hardly heard of Etta James and that whole dying thing on Facebook because people were way overwhelmed by the OMGSURPRISE death of Joe Paterno. Joe Paterno, who was eighty-five years old and fighting lung cancer. Totally out of left field, that one was. I almost died, myself, of surprise. Yeah, I don't know if it's a regional thing (I was born and raised in Pennsylvania, and a lot of my friends had gone to Penn State, so naturally, the childhood-friend section of Facebook was blowing all up about it), but it was big. Huge. People were contemplating suicide, saying Joe Paterno was like a grandfather, talking about what kind of "JOEPA TATTOOS" they should get ... I kind of wanted to kill myself just listening to everything. I began vowing that anyone who posted anything about Joe Paterno or how Penn State gave him lung cancer and made him eight-five years old and because he was kicked out of the university as head football coach that was why he died, I would start unsubscribing from people. And folks, I did. Big time. I think there's, like, twenty whole people left on my Facebook that actually show up in my feed, and the rest are websites' feeds. No joke. Anyway. Kelly did a show at the Radio City Music Hall this past weekend where she covered Etta's classic song, 'I'd Rather Go Blind'. Needless to say, she did an amazing job. Don't get me wrong - it's sad and everything that Joe Paterno passed. But I didn't know him any more than I knew Etta James. Both are sad. Sad, sad things. Lung cancer and leukemia suck. My thing is that I just think it's strange what people say about others after they've died, and how people are randomly canonized because they were ... well, whatever they were. RIP Etta and Joe. /> But if you were like me, you hardly heard of Etta James and that whole dying thing on Facebook because people were way overwhelmed by the OMGSURPRISE death of Joe Paterno. Joe Paterno, who was eighty-five years old and fighting lung cancer. Totally out of left field, that one was. I almost died, myself, of surprise. Yeah, I don't know if it's a regional thing (I was born and raised in Pennsylvania, and a lot of my friends had gone to Penn State, so naturally, the childhood-friend section of Facebook was blowing all up about it), but it was big. Huge. People were contemplati...

Rumor Mill: Dexter Is Dating His Sister Again

Photo: 'Dexter' costars Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter play siblings on TV. So people were honestly a little skeeved back in 2008 when the couple ran away together and eloped. And that whole thing was very, "You guys! They aren't actually Luke and Leia," and anyway, I've always thought Dexter and his sister make an oddly good-looking couple. Don't they? Then, the drama. Is Julia Stiles some creep-o homewrecker? The world will never know. We do know, however, that the Dexter costars are splitsville, ...
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