Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Did You Guys Watch Kourtney and Kim Take New York Last Night?

A photo of Kim Kardashian Because it was so good. Kim spent the entire episode going back and forth between bawling her eyes out and being a total bitch. It was a wild and crazy adventure, and if you love to trash talk the Kardashians, then it was something you must see. If you didn't see it though, it's not a big deal. Not only did I watch it, but I watched and took notes so I could go over some of the highlights from the episode with you guys. Are you ready for this? If you haven't been watching, last night's episode was the second part of the season fina...

Cynthia Nixon Is Still Talking

A photo of Cynthia Nixon I have a problem with words, and I know that. Words have the ability to bother me a lot more than they should. Like when people use phrases like "I grilled him for answers," that bugs the hell out of me. I'm always like, "shut up, you didn't grill anyone, what is wrong with you? Why would you think cooking someone would make him want to talk to you?" Another thing is when people say things like "ugh, she's being so bipolar right now," have you heard anything like that? I think a more com...

Did Cocaine Break Up Katy Perry and Russell Brand?

A photo of Katy Perry I'm going to be real right quick: I kind of hate Katy Perry, so whenever I hear anything about her divorce from Russell Brand, I automatically go into the mindset of "ugh, Katy Perry, what a bitch." I can't help it. In my eyes, Russell is a darling angel and Katy Perry is the devil. Do you hear me? She is the devil. So when you read this report about how Katy and Russell broke up because of Katy's involvement with cocaine, I want you to make your own decisions, because I can't be impartial here. ...

Here’s Matthew Broderick’s “Leaked” Super Bowl Commerical in its Entirety

Guess the guys at Honda just couldn't wait for the Super Bowl to release Matthew Broderick's 'Ferris Bueller'-themed commercial, because here it is. And it's cute, I get it. It's a spoof of Matthew Broderick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. If you've ever seen the movie, you'll know that a lot of it's almost verbatim. Cute what they did there. However, this commercial did nothing more than further convince me that Matthew Broderick is a gay man trying to live a straight man's life while avoiding sex with Sarah Jessica Parker. The video screams it. What would Matthew Broderick be doing if he weren't married to Sarah Jessica Parker? Well, probably a lot more than what he's done in the past decade or so. He'd probably be doing more movies, more television appearances, more Broadway shows. But because his inert gayness sort of ekes its way into every crevice of each project he touches with his magic, Sarah Jessica Parker probably keeps him and whatever talent he's got way down under lock and key, because why. Because Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn't be able to deal with the public's interest that their marriage failed because both of them hated her vagina. But she's got to look at it this way: Fran Drescher went through it. And it kind of brought her career back, I guess. Her career at least survived it. I mean, she gets interviews where she talks about aliens for f-ck's sake. If that doesn't say "Woo-hoo VIVA LA REVIVAL!" then I don't know what does. All I know is that maybe if SJP occasionally let Matthew off the hook on the wall in the bathroom, he might be able to do some interesting stuff. But forever living in the shadow of Parker's phantom mole career is only going to oppress him further. I feel for you, Matt, and I hope one day you can experience the kind of true freedom that your alter-ego Ferris Bueller always did. You owe him at least that, after all he's really done for you. /> Guess the guys at Honda just couldn't wait for the Super Bowl to release Matthew Broderick's 'Ferris Bueller'-themed commercial, because here it is. And it's cute, I get it. It's a spoof of Matthew Broderick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. If you've ever seen the movie, you'll know that a lot of it's almost verbatim. Cute what they did there. However, this commercial did nothing more than further convince me that Matthew Broderick is a gay man trying to live a straight man's life while avoiding ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of katy perry pictures photos pics blue hair breakup pic Blake Lively's girl drama cost her a job. [Lainey Gossip] Katy Perry has blue hair and bad shoe taste. [theBERRY] Q&A with that hot Alcatraz star. [Starpulse] How about some Jennifer Lopez bathing suit photos? [The Superficial] The Celine Dion crowd-flash. [Socialite Life] Will Obama be performing with Al Green? [TMZ] What it costs to make Charlize Theron look good. [The Frisky] Jess Simpson complains about "pregnancy face." [Cele|bitchy] Are you ready for MDNA? [Popbytes]...

BREAKING: LeAnn Rimes Eats … HOTDOGS

photo of leann rimes pictures photos hot dog eating pics I know, I was just as surprised as you probably were. And you know what? As weird as it is to say, this news makes me happy. I mean, girlfriend eats. I'm not saying that she does anything crazy like keeps it down or anything, but going for the high-calorie stuff like hotdogs and bread and mustard. Wow. Color me impressed. These photos were taken at this past weekend's Dallas Mavericks basketball game, where other people of note (like Khloe Kardashian) were in attendance. LeAnn, if you were unawa...

Guess Who’s Obsessed With Marilyn Monroe Now!

photo of rihanna pictures photos pics Seriously. What the hell is the matter with these people? Do they not do their research? I mean, why not be obsessed with Anna Nicole Smith? Or maybe, I don't know, Elizabeth Bathory? Honestly, REALLY go off the deep end with our unhealthy role models. Wouldn't that be the best route at this point? Kind of cut out the middle-man altogether? But yes, it's true, folks: Rihanna is the latest celebrity obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and her tortured life and addictions and fame and self-esteem i...