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More proof that Mark Wahlberg is an IDIOT of EPIC PROPORTIONS. [The Superficial]

Cameron Diaz is slumming it with Diddy. [Lainey Gossip]

Swizz Beatz is probably going to jail. [Bossip]

Taylor Swift‘s newest album is inspired by “earth-shattering heartbreak.” … Aren’t they all, though? [Starpulse]

PHOTOS: We all have our favorite quotes. [theBERRY]

Jennifer Aniston takes a break from acting because she’s pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]

Mena Suvari‘s unbelievable ass. [The Superficial]

Whitney Port’s got a pubic hair problem. [Amy Grindhouse]

Macho urinal game. That’s all I’ve got. [The Frisky]

Guess who’s not getting the plea deal! [ICYDK]

Adam Lambert and his boyfriend are all good. [Socialite Life]

Vanessa Hudgens is in Hawaii, in a bikini, pulling it down. [Celebslam]

A tell-all on Britney Spears’ sex life? [Hollywood Dame]

Heather Locklear checked into rehab. [The Blemish]

Holly Peers made a NSFW calendar just for you. [IDLYITW]