Ah, another celebrity trying to stay away from Twitter because they can’t help but sound like an ass each and every time they open their mouth, whee! See, when I think of celebrities saying, “I’m taking a break from Twitter, OMG”, I automatically associate those words with people like Ashton Kutcher and LeAnn Rimes. Who are just two of the celebrities who’ve claimed that they were taking breaks from Twitter, but couldn’t stay away for more than, like, a few days at the most. I didn’t really think Demi would be one to join that club, but here she is, saying that she’s taking a break from Twitter. Dear God.:
So, could it be because everyone’s pissed that she’s reconciled her weirdo relationship with Wilmer Valderrama? Could it be because she got called out on the unstable Marilyn Monroe quotes? Is it because no one but me liked her short, cropped wig? Maybe it’s that her boyfriend’s Twitter handle is “WillyVille,” and that’s embarrassing, and yes, I’m hardly joking. Honestly, how embarrassing must it be to be associated with that shit? I mean, guys, he says things on there like “You should of been here.” Did you hear that? I’ll repeat it: “YOU SHOULD OF BEEN HERE.” Doesn’t that make you want to reach through the screen and just throttle the obnoxious little bastard? Isn’t that just the straw that breaks the camel’s back?
All in all, maybe it’s a good thing that Demi’s quitting Twitter, even if it’s a temporary thing. I mean, you’ve got to really lack something in your life in order to honestly miss it, and I think Demi’s Twitter is just one of those things. Give it a few days. We’ll be begging her to come back, maybe.
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She needs to take a break from the 1980s jacket.