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Oh, and President Obama Sang Al Green at a Fundraising Event Last Night


Hm. Actually completely adorable and endearing if you ask me. And I know you didn’t, but it’s nice to pretend sometimes. Just like it’s nice to pretend that any Republican candidates have a snowball’s chance in hell against this man, whether you like him and/or his policies or not this upcoming election year.

Did you guys hear that Senator Rick Perry dropped out of the race over the last few days? And endorsed Newt Gingrich, who is, alongside Mitt Romney, one of the main front-runners for Republican Presidential candidate? After the South Carolina primary, Ron Paul’s going to be done, unless he’s looking for a third-party nomination, and then it’s going to be between Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich, who ALSO doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell, what with all of his ew-ew-ew bad hairpiece-sexual escapades and his “open” marriage. Conservative Republicans are going to eat that guy’s ASS. And then it’s going to be just Mitty and Rick Santorum, who was former senator from my old home state of Pennsylvania. He did a real great job there, too. As for Mitt? Well. I don’t have a whole lot to say about him other than the fact that he’s probably the Republican candidate to beat, as if that wasn’t evident already. Don’t get me wrong, though – it’s really not saying too much.

Um. Oops. Sorry. I didn’t mean to turn this lovely little ditty-post of our handsome, evocative President into a slamjam of political stammering, but I suppose it happened, and I can only apologize for it and vote for him once again right?

Isn’t this clip just super?

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  • The only person I will vote for to run a country HAS to be super cute and sing like an angel at charity events. It’s a must, you guys.

    • Yea, that’s why we currently have a “democratic” president who furthered war efforts, dragged his feet on gay rights/don’t ask don’t tell and continues to sign into legislation laws that fuck every orifice of our constitutional rights.

      It’s a must for Americans to make retarded voting decisions, you guys.

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  • Are you high? Better stick to things you know, honey.
    There is no way Obama can get elected again. He’s got a record this go around.

    • Jen – he’ll probably win. Why? Because no one cares about his record. No one cares that he didn’t stand up for anything he said he would; that he didn’t stand up for anything he promised he would. And all that “oh, he can’t control congress” is bullshit. He’s a sell out and has no backbone.

      I was an ardent Obama supporter, mainly because I believed in his vision more so than that of the evil John McCain. No matter what happens (Obama could sacrifice a lamb on national television while singing Mary had a little lamb), people will vote for him. Why? Blacks will vote for him because he’s black, girls will vote for him because they think he’s super cute, and liberals will vote for him because Mitt Romney is a retard and Ron Paul isn’t allowed media time and won’t be allowed the GOP ticket. Ironically enough, Romney and Obama are basically the same person. The US is fucked either way. Sad, sad.

      • You need to look at this then. A lot has been accomplished.

        http://obamaachievements.org/list

        GM is now #1 in sales. OBL is dead, unemployment droped from 8.5 recently to 8.3, and de to job growth,, jobless claims hit a four year low. dow jones has doubled since taking office. A lot has been done. When expectations are so high, one is bound to be disappointed, but it doesn’t mean they haven’t accomplished anything or that their achievements should be overlooked.

  • He will shut your site down five minutes after he is in office.. the internet is bad.. lights on are bad.. cold and hot is good.. live in the seasons and wear more clothes or less to suit the climate, we are now to be primate and backwards.. we should have a state park of the USA.. he wants us all out on the street chatting and helping others ignoring what’s happening around the world.. while we do without and fall into utter despair.

  • all you readers are all a bunch of haters…this man can’t do everything on his own. If you want some change then get out there and help, do something about it…

    I think this clip is soooo adorable!

    • Sure – let me get out there and force my own fiscal policy on the United States, veto laws and assist corporations in the creation of jobs. He can’t do it all himself! It’s not like he’s the president or anything.

  • I saw a clip of this video on the nightly news and then searched for it online. I thought it was great and have actually listened to it a few times. Thanks for sharing!