OK, so am I the only one who just doesn’t get Nicki Minaj? Doesn’t get the weird faces and the fake baby voices and making me intentionally spell things wrong?

This is girlfriend’s latest video for her latest single, ‘Stupid Hoe’, and between the seizures I’m having from trying to figure out whether or not that’s a prosthetic ass or not and the silly, over-wide anime eyes that seem to follow me all over the room, I don’t really know whether I should be laughing, crying, or foaming at the mouth.

I won’t lie – the erotic monkeys kind of scare me, too.

If you can’t listen to the video right now for whatever reason but still want to watch the visual onslaught of what happens to an epileptic before they pass out, mute the garbage and read the lyrics instead:

I get it crackin’ like a bad back
Bitch talkin’ she the queen when she lookin’ like a lab rat,
I’m Angelina, You Jennifer,
Come on, bitch. You see where Brad at

Ice my wrists-is, then I piss on bitches,
You can suck my diznik, if you take this jizz-is,
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business

Cause I pull up and I’m stuntin’ but I ain’t a stuntman
Yes I’m rockin’ Jordans but I ain’t a jumpman
B!tches play the back cause they know I’m the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SV, whats the f-cks good? We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
a bitch woooooooooooooooooould.

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a …

… stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)

Look Bubbles, go back to your habitat,
MJ gone and I aint having that,
How you gon’ be the stunt double to the nigga monkey,
Top of that I’m in the Phantom looking hella chonky.

Ice my wrist-is, then I piss on bitches,
You can suck my diznik, if you take this jizz-is,
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin’ this the business

Cause I pull up in that Porsche-a, but I ain’t a Rossi
Pretty bitches only can get in my posse
Yes, my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski

Hey yo, baby bop, f-ck you and your EP,
Who’s gassin’ this hoe? BP?
Hmm, thinks, 1,2,3, do the Nicki Minaj blink,
Cause these hoes so busted,
Hoes is so crusty, these b!tches is my sons,
And I want custody.
Hoes so busted,
Hoes is so crusty, these b!tches is my sons,
And I want custody.

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)

If you cute then your crew can roll ,
If you sexy eat my cooca raw,
Put ya cape on, you a super hoe,
2012, I’m at the superbowl.

Stupid hoes is my enemy,
Stupid hoes is so wack,
Stupid hoes should’ve befriended me,
Then she coulda probably came back. [x2]

You’re a stupid hoe,
You’re a stupid hoe,
You’re a stuuupid hoe,
And I ain’t hit that note, but f-ck you, stupid hoe, f-ck you, stupid hoe

I said f-ck a stupid a stupid hoe

(I am the female Weezy)

The song just oozes class and fun, right? I especially like the part about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. SLAM, bitch.

16 Responses to “Nicki Minaj Releases ‘Stupid Hoe’ Video”

1. Jessa says:

   January 20, 2012 at 5:03 pm

   … What..? I.. have no idea what those lyrics mean. Plus her face makes me angry.

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2. Blu says:

   January 20, 2012 at 5:28 pm

   …..HUH.!.!.!!.! When I first read the title the only thing I thought of was ? Kartrashians national anthem ..however they to probably are thinking …awwww… Nicki wrote a song for us how thoughtful..

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3. Anonymous says:

   January 21, 2012 at 1:22 am

   whoa.how obnoxious.

   Reply
4. Lily says:

   January 21, 2012 at 2:32 am

   So this is the response to Lil’Kim.

   Reply
5. F says:

   January 21, 2012 at 6:04 am

   Wow…couldn’t even watch til the end, my ears and my eyes hurt so bad! Made me feel uncomfortable!

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6. nicole peach says:

   January 21, 2012 at 6:57 am

   That’s really something. Something totally indigestable, that is.

   An assault to every senes.

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7. Carly says:

   January 21, 2012 at 6:59 am

   I don’t understand her hype either.
   I don’t enjoy the lyrics, I don’t enjoy her voice, I don’t enjoy her style.

   Reply
8. mireee says:

   January 21, 2012 at 8:46 am

   I love her, and her looks, and her album Pink Friday is the bomb, but the video pretty much gave me epilepsy. Now then, THE WIGS. Love them so much.

   Reply
   • Sarah says:

     January 22, 2012 at 5:25 am

     She looks so much better without blunt-cut bangs.

     Reply
9. Scout says:

   January 21, 2012 at 9:06 am

   Its Avant Garde Bitch Rap. Its Awesome. Deal.

   Reply
10. Anonymous says:

    January 21, 2012 at 11:13 am

    avant garde=try hard SCOUT. DEAL with her crappiness.

    Reply
11. dee cee says:

    January 21, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    Caption it ‘comic goon’..

    Reply
12. Angelia says:

    January 23, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Every time I hear Nicki Minaj’s voice I just want to kick her in the throat.

    Reply
13. kezzle says:

    February 7, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    fuck all yall haters nicki is the shit stop ridding ridding her back and gone on hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    haters

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    • Chev says:

      February 7, 2012 at 10:35 pm

      Ridding her back of what?

      Reply
      • Sarah says:

        February 8, 2012 at 4:32 am

        … lol

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