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Guess the Celebrity: The Masked Marauder Edition

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Well this is interesting. It’s probably one of the least-expected celebrities to wear a penis on their head, but then again, maybe it’s not. Maybe it makes way more sense than it probably should, and I guess, with comments in the past like tuna being chicken and chicken being tuna, there’s an innate silly side to this lady that I just adore. Can I borrow that penis head, girl?

Either that or she just likes penis. Which, considering the condition she’s in, is also quite, quite possible.

Take your guesses and jump in to find out who’s under the glans!

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Yup. I don’t get it either. But we weren’t invited to be in on the joke anyway, friends. This was Tweeted by Jess, who attended a bachelorette party earlier in the week, and the thing that concerns me the most is the gigantic lesion that she’s got on the side of her wang, and by “the side of her wang,” I mean “the corner of her eye.” What the hell is that thing? Genital herpes?

The thing is, though, that even though Jessica Tweeted the photo, it’s not her. Nope. I believe it actually to be her best friend CaCee Cobb, who was also said to be in attendance at the same party. The same CaCee Cobb who’s now crying in the corner because we unceremoniously pointed out the MASSIVE mole that’s growing in her eye socket and threatening to overtake her face. And Iran.

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I still want to borrow it, though.

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