Oh the utter madness of it all. From Blind Gossip:
She’s off her meds, and it’s not good. She has returned to the very behavior that got her into so much trouble in the first place, including the dr*gs and the alcohol and the self-harming.
It’s almost surreal to hear her spout absolute bullsh*t about being healthy and happy and sober when she is exactly the opposite. In fact, just a week ago she was out at some madhouse of a bar, dr*nk off her ass, doing multiple shots and snorting c*ke in the bathroom.
Let’s cut to the chase, and get more direct: Look, we know that you and your friends are reading this. It is absolute madness for you to think that this will end well. You are a beautiful and talented girl, but you ARE going to lose your fans and your career and probably your life if you keep this up.
Remember how upset one of your siblings was when someone picked on them? Do you realize how much more emotionally destroyed they would be if you actually died? You should think about that, because that is exactly where you are heading right now. We don’t care if you lie to people about what your problems are. We don’t care if you pretend that you are going on vacation. Just get yourself back into rehab (or treatment, if it makes you feel better to call it that), and get well. Now.
OK, this one’s just got to be Demi Lovato, right? There’s not many starlets that have gone ass-up in the past year or so that have done the entire rehab/pushing sobriety thing as much as Demi Lovato has, so I think this one’s a no-brainer. But the part about “making fun of a sibling”? Would they be referring to this sibling, Dallas Lovato? Because dude. I’d make fun of her too. Oh, wait. That’s right.
This hunky A-lister’s mom was the REAL reason he dumped his multitalented but larger-than-life former girlfriend. The studly mama’s boy, who recently started dating a well-respected actress, received a thumbs-up on his new gal from mommy dearest.
My immediate guess would be …
… Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, how often do you hear headlines of “OMG Leo took his new girlfriend to meet mommy!” or “Leo takes his dates out with his mom!” Seems to me that DiCaprio definitely has a mom complex, and seeks her approval whenever he’s bringing a new lady into his bed. As for the “larger than life” comment, I’m not really seeing that as Blake Lively (unless it’s referring to her melon-like natural boobs), and “multitalented”? Whoever said Blake is talented, yet alone “multi,” so I’m not sure if that cancels it out or what. Plus, the new chick that Leo’s dating just isn’t an respected actress. She’s some kind of model that saunters around in swimwear a whole lot.
Then, of course, there’s the possibility of it being Bradley Cooper. Now dating Zoe Saldana, formerly linked to Jennifer Lopez? It wouldn’t be hard to see that one. Jennifer Lopez is definitely more “larger than life” than Blake Lively, and I grudgingly guess you could call her “multitalented,” what with the whole singing/dancing/acting/designing/American Idol thing. Zoe Saldana? Respected, sure.
Then, of course, there’s finally Justin Timberlake. Who I suppose we could throw into the ring here, but there’s a lot (mostly about Jess Biel) that just doesn’t fit. ESPECIALLY the respected actress thing.