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- Just When She Was Starting to Look OK
I know she kind of pushes the idea that she’s looked the way she’s looked for … well, ever, but this yearbook photo, which emerged over the last few days, shows that Kris was not only a young woman at one point (hard to believe in itself), but relatively ordinary-looking.
The photos were taken from a yearbook that was unearthed, and are said to be dated somewhere from the early seventies. Bonus: At least she’s not trying to lie about her age, guys, that’s kind of a big thing right there. I mean, it’s not going to, like, redeem the lady for her deviousness or anything, but it’s something. And that face. It’s a normal face. It’s not a drop-dead gorgeous, supermodel face that’s cause for worldwide admiration or pricey cosmetic endorsements or whatever, but these photos prove that she was attractive enough to be considered “pretty,” and it’s a head-scratcher to understand why she’d do the many things that she’s done to her face.
In short, the “exotic” cat eyes, “sumptuous” round cheeks, “sophisticated” super-arched eyebrows, and UGH generally-waxen features of today came not long after Kris decided that she’d sacrifice anything – kids, husbands, scruples; even a face that was perfectly fine the way it was – for fame. Isn’t it so funny the way that works out sometimes? Jeez Louise.
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you can really see khloe in these pictures. no wonder no one thinks she looks like her family–because kris busted up her face to the point of non-recognition.
Pretty good point.
She was actually quite pretty. Sad that she has a frightening face now! :/
She kinda looks like Selma Blair in one of them.
Yes! I’ve thought this before! I mean, she doesn’t look like Selma Blair now, but at one point she kinda did.