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Yearbook Flashback: Kris Jenner Actually Was Kind of Non-Pretentious Once

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I know she kind of pushes the idea that she’s looked the way she’s looked for … well, ever, but this yearbook photo, which emerged over the last few days, shows that Kris was not only a young woman at one point (hard to believe in itself), but relatively ordinary-looking.

The photos were taken from a yearbook that was unearthed, and are said to be dated somewhere from the early seventies. Bonus: At least she’s not trying to lie about her age, guys, that’s kind of a big thing right there. I mean, it’s not going to, like, redeem the lady for her deviousness or anything, but it’s something. And that face. It’s a normal face. It’s not a drop-dead gorgeous, supermodel face that’s cause for worldwide admiration or pricey cosmetic endorsements or whatever, but these photos prove that she was attractive enough to be considered “pretty,” and it’s a head-scratcher to understand why she’d do the many things that she’s done to her face.

In short, the “exotic” cat eyes, “sumptuous” round cheeks, “sophisticated” super-arched eyebrows, and UGH generally-waxen features of today came not long after Kris decided that she’d sacrifice anything – kids, husbands, scruples; even a face that was perfectly fine the way it was – for fame. Isn’t it so funny the way that works out sometimes? Jeez Louise.

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