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Love It or Leave It: … This is What Katy Perry Does for a Rebound Look?

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Oh, well isn’t that cute. Katy Perry in short, blue hair. With some random dude. And this is the first sort-of-candid public photo that’s appeared of Katy since news of her husband filing for a surprise divorce.

I don’t know. If I was still reeling from an alleged emotional blow like blindly being dumped by the love of my life (whom I happened to enter into the sanctified pact of marriage), I don’t quite know that I’d be showing up in public places looking like … well, this. The blue hair, the bob (which wouldn’t be all that bad, save for the color), the American-themed – what is that? – windbreaker? Is Katy a very festive Olympian these days? That what it is? Is she trying to win Russell back via impressive athletic feats whilst training for the summer Olympics, which are, conveniently, being held in London this year? Seems all too planned to me, but hell. What do I know about the true nature of Katy Perry.

I don’t know how you guys feel, but all I know is that Russell‘s mum’s-the-word type of crisis management is making him look better and better in comparison to Katy and her … whatever this whole thing is. Bitchy, immature, party-hard, star-spangled avoidance.

And is that saying much? Well, I don’t know. You be the judge.

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