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4Russell Brand Let the Porn World Know He Planned on Leaving Katy Perry Months Ago

So, as the headline reads, Russell Brand was even cluing in those caught in the skinfolds of entertainment that he was getting ready to gear up and cheat with other American sorority wimminz. If you can’t view the video for whatever reason, here’s really the only thing you need to know:

“I am going to meet people from sororities and fraternities. I don’t know what a sorority is except for what I have seen on Nudevista – that they are sort of sex clubs for women. A week of revolution and, more importantly, I am going to learn first-hand about sororities. [Brand takes wedding ring off] I’m just going to place this somewhere very, very safe for the next week.”

The video was posted on Nudevista, which is a porn site that caters to … well, I don’t know. Here’s my most generic of generic answers: People who look at porn. I was kind of afraid to visit the site, to be honest with you, after hearing that Russell himself had a weird sex fetish involving handicapped men in wheelchairs. Sorry, but that’s not stuff that I want to take the chance of possibly encountering, you know?

So, right. Katy Perry‘s estranged husband, a “reformed” sex addict, was chilling out on porno sites and possibly planning to embark on a US tour of American coed puss. She definitely chose a winner, there. The best thing about all this? Rumor has it that Katy’s traveled to the UK to persuade Russell to give their relationship another go.

But if Brand really did take a tour of the country’s best, would you still want him back? Wait, let’s scratch that from the record. Katy took Russell’s hand in marriage despite this kind of stuff. Maybe we’ll see a special appearance from Katy Perry on Nudevista sometime soon, too – just not for the reasons you might think.

January 11, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah

4 Responses to “Russell Brand Let the Porn World Know He Planned on Leaving Katy Perry Months Ago”

  1. pearly says:

    Russell did not post this on “Nude Vista.” He jokingly says that in the video, but in fact, this was posted on his own website & Youtube channel. It was not some weird hidden thing that he announced to the porn world back in November. I mean, seriously?! It was just a promo video for his gigs, and all his fans saw it on the day it was posted, so it was no secret. Check russellbrand.tv entry on November 15 … it’s the same video. This is not a story. It was a joke, that’s all.

  2. feevie says:

    Russell really looks like jesus here….lol

  3. Blue says:

    He could be STD riddled, poor, overweight, ill, mean, ugly, petty, and an all around jerk and still be too good for Katy. Not saying I like Russell Brand, but I prefer anything to the hypocritical fakeness that is Katy Perry.

  4. Ravensdaughter says:

    I’m with Blue on Katy Perry. She is quite the smug one. Also,
    I read “My Booky Wook”, and Russell’s humor is much more extreme than Russell himself is. Basically, this guy will do almost anything to cater to his audience, and to get an audience. Note he isn’t touring any major universities.
    It’s obvious he was playing on the “Occupy” movement, and that he was also making fun of American universities. HE’S A COMEDIAN!!! So, I think he gets a pass on this one. I am from Michigan originally-I give him credit, too, for trying to pronounce Ypsilanti!

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