Just when you (OK, I) though Britney was looking better and almost at her hottest and happy and what not, she went and posed for this photograph, which is depicts her with her tour team.
And guys, in this picture. Man, she looks TERRIBLE. It looks like she’s suffered a some kind of depressive stroke. I know that might sound kind of bad, considering the mental state she’s been in over the past few years, but honestly, I’m totally pulling for Britney to get her life back together (even if it means not doing it as a worldwide performer in profession). But somebody – somebody – close to her has got to do something about helping her with those eyes.
Anyone in the audience out there who knows anything about certain kinds of anti-depressants that make your face look like a sad Kabuki mask? Is that what it is? Or has she just had so much stress heaped up on her back like a sack of potatoes that the weight and worry is bearing down and wearing her down? Or is it that another one of her tracks leaked – a track way back from 2003, which, some say, could have been the first descent into Britney’s meltdown?
The song in question is called “Look Who’s Talking Now”, off of Brit’s ‘In the Zone’ album, and I’m assuming that it’s got absolutely nothing to do with John Travolta and/or Kirstie Alley and pell-mell sperm traveling up the birth canal, but hey. One never knows, now, do they. Here’s the song:
Oh wait, no. Sorry. I lied. My bad! Here y’all are:
The track features Britney’s signature heavy breathing and little-kid voice. And also, why do I feel like I’ve been exercising to this song for at least a year now? Has it come out before now, or is it just really that bad that it sounds literally like every other club song that Britney’s released in the past ten years? Finally, at the 1:27 mark, does she say “I’m pickled everyday”? Because that would really make so, so much sense after all this time.