When I first read that Nicole Richie has no idea about how to apply makeup, my first thought was "well, obviously." She just looks so tired and run down these days, doesn't she? And I know that she has small children and she used to enjoy illegal substances and all that, but can't you like put some concealer under your eyes? Something?
But then I read that a professional does Nicole's makeup for every appearance, and, well, now I don't know what to think:
As a red carpet regular and House of Harlow 1960 and Winter Kate designer, ...
Around this time last year, Charlie Sheen was just starting to go off the deep end. It was in January of 2011 that Charlie went on his first well-publicized adventure with cocaine and booze and hookers and ambulance rides, and it was in January that Two and a Half Men first went on hiatus so Charlie could go to rehab. It doesn't seem like that long ago, does it? Oh yeah, that's because the crazy went on for months and months, huh?
But good news, everybody! The crazy train has stopped, and a lucid, somewhat charming Charlie Sheen stepped off...
This morning, Jenn told you all about how Russell Brand was uninvited from the People's Choice Awards because "it will be Katy's big night" and organizers wanted to "avoid any awkwardness or confrontation." Jenn called it high schoolish, and boy, did she hit the nail on the head with that one. This is precisely like Russell and Katy getting an invite to the cool kids' party, but then they get into this fight and they are so over, so the cool kids decide to just have Katy there because OMG sh...
In a perfect world I would not know who AnnaLynne McCord is, but this is the real world, where Miss McCord is inescapable. Also---and I am loath to admit this, friends---I went through a 90210: the New Class phase. I don't know! I guess I wanted to see whether Rumer Willis were any good at acting. Don't you judge me.
Anyway, late last night, I was logged into my Twitter account---oh man, this is never a good idea, you guys---where I was tweeting photos of my childhood unicorn collection. I...
And if it happened, say, anywhere other thanTexas, which - ask Chace Crawford - probably has some of the strictest pot laws in the US, the attending officers would probably have just asked for a hit of that shit and took a few photos instead of arresting and citing Snoop.
TMZ claims that Snoop was busted this past weekend with approximately a half-ounce of pot, which he claims to have a prescription for, though in Texas, none of that medical marijuana stuff flies. Sources also state that ...
And don't worry - she's not breaking the trend here or anything. LOL looks pretty tired, too. I mean, it's Mean Girls without Lindsay Lohan's dirty gitch and painful adolescent grimaces from chicks who care too much about clothes. But wait: it's also got scenes in Paris (oui oui) and Demi Moore and Ashley Greene, so I gather that's supposed to be the film's redeeming qualities. But it's not.
Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
In a world connected by YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook, Lola and her friends navigate the peer pressures of high school romance and friendship while dodging their sometimes overbearing and confused parents.
Also, if you saw the trailer, you MUST have noticed a brief scene where Demi Moore's character (who is Miley's character's mom) reads girlfriend's diary. Ugh, can you believe that? A mom who checks up on their teenager's day-to-day doings and relationship rantings behind their backs? Gosh. All that practice and you'd think that Demi would have learned a thing or two by maybe reading Ashton's diary. She might've actually saved herself some heartache (and the possibility of contracting venereal disease). Jeez. And they say acting's not a real job. I mean, it sure produces real life lessons if you ask me, and probably if you ask Demi, too.
Oh, and way to go, Miley, for doing another movie that I definitely won't see. Thanks a bunch, girl!
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And don't worry - she's not breaking the trend here or anything. LOL looks pretty tired, too. I mean, it's Mean Girls without Lindsay Lohan's dirty gitch and painful adolescent grimaces from chicks who care too much about clothes. But wait: it's also got scenes in Paris (oui oui) and Demi Moore and Ashley Greene, so I gather that's supposed to be the film's redeeming qualities. But it's not.
Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
In a world connected by YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook, Lo...
So, alright. That's a lie, I guess. If you count the Santa outfit (that, I don't know, may or may not have been a rental), he's got three shirts, but the only one I ever see him wear is this stupid Amsterdam shirt. And that stupid beanie. And those dirty-assed jeans. Alright. So we've confirmed that Doug Hutchison actually only has ONE outfit, unless you're counting that Santa getup. Which probably was a rental at one point, but was "donated" to Hutchison after he tried to return it with creepy...
Carrie Fisher goes a little overboard with the weight loss. [The Superficial]
Beyonce's vaginal preservation. [Lainey Gossip]
The wedding's on! [Bossip]
Beyonce and Jay-Z apparently named their kid after an ex-piece of Jay-Z's. [Cele|bitchy]
Get your french fry lip balm! [theBERRY]
PHOTOS: What Kate Middleton did for her 30th. [Starpulse]
LeAnn Rimes has an ass? [The Superficial]
Emma Stone packs on the PDA. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shit girls say to gay guys - that isn't cute or ...
From TMZ:
Beyonce's baby is barely two days old and already causing problems -- a Boston-area event planning company has been FLOODED with calls because its name is also Blue Ivy!
Veronica Alexandra, owner of Blue Ivy, tells TMZ she's been getting phone calls, texts and Facebook posts from friends ever since the baby's name was announced. She jokingly feels Beyonce must have known about her company, because before this weekend ... her site came up first when someone Googled "Blue Ivy."
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"I have a boyfriend that loves my body. I love my body, my son is healthy and happy and that is all that matters. Women, we are definitely under a microscope and under massive scrutiny. As long as I am happy in my own skin, that is all that is all the confirmation I need."
That's great, Christina. Really. It's honestly great that you're completely comfortable in your body, because it's true, you have a great body.
It's just the bad, bad fashion choices that put you so far behind everyone...
Hm. Just when I thought Lea Michele was doing alright with her fashion choices (and not so much with her love interests), she went and pulled this shit out of some bargain basement closet shop that's known for catering to the likes of young Blanche Devereauxs. Normally that'd be OK, but this outfit just makes Lea look shapeless and gawky, kind of like a little girl playing dress-up in her grandma's moth-ball-smelling closet. The color is decent, and it's a good fit for her skin tone, but the rest?...