Jan 08, 2012 at 03:23 pm by Emily

jessica_simpson

8 Responses to “Jessica Simpson Is So Pregnant

  1. Nikki says:

    She looks beautiful!

  2. Angelia says:

    Why are all the posts so dreadfully long now? Not that I’ll be any less likely to read them but it’s like reading a novel with every post!

  3. blasted1 says:

    You guys need an eye exam…NOW. “Beautifully pregnant?!?” How about horrifyingly pregnant. She looks worse than any other pregnant woman I’ve seen in a long time. Ever heard of pre-eclampsia and pregnancy diabetes? Well, here’s your poster child in the worst possible dress and HEELS ever. She looks like one of those Mesopotamia fertility clay statues (you know, the woman with the impossible breasts and the monstrous belly) only with sequins on it. Yuck!!!

    • ennie mouton says:

      Dude….. When I saw this I was kinda thinking the same thing….. I mean…. I’m all for not attempting to remain an anorexic skinny bitch while growing a kid…. But if she’s not due for a couple of months someone needs to slam the brakes on the twinkies and fried chicken train…. However…. She is a fairly short girl…. And it could just be an unfortunate combination of dress/spanx/posture/lighting…. And let’s not forget she’s been toting those bosoms since she was a size 2…. Whew….

      • MissLeeLoo says:

        I’m sorry to say this but both of you are full of shit! The woman looks stunning! Yes, she has gained some weight, but “slam the breaks on the twinkies”? Seriously? She looks like a NORMAL pregnant woman! Her books look huge bc she’s probably a D at her skinniest! She’s got a big bump, but she still looks adorable and very happy!

  4. Chuck says:

    At least Jessica looks pregnant. Beyonce? She looks like she’s strapping on a pregnancy pillow and paying someone to have her kid so “she can save her figure”.

    If Beyonce were truly pregnant, she’d be blimping up just like Jessica Simpson. She’s a big girl who carries extra weight anyway.

  5. Jaime says:

    I could believe that she isn’t due until, say, March. I’m short, busty and have a short waist and I probably looked very similar to this in my 7th month (had my son in March). I only gained 25-30 lbs with him but it just looks like so much more on someone short and curvy.

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