Yup, and it has nothing to do with “planking” or “owling,” whatever the hell that one was. Courtney Stodden wants to – ahem, see above – start a fad called “floor flashing.” And who knows – it might actually catch on, if she used a hash tag to promote it. That shit spreads like wildfire.
I don’t really care much about Courtney‘s new endeavor, however. What I want to talk about is how her tits, while she’s laying on the floor, look exactly as they do when she’s upright. What the hell is that? Honestly, if you don’t know what I mean, turn your monitor or screen on its side. Or, you know, be a computer whiz and rotate the photo to make it look like she’s standing instead of lying on her damn kitchen floor looking like she’s ready for the pool boy to give her the hose. See? Tits – the same. Apparently the same tits that’re there when she’s strutting her stuff in her halter tops and clear-strapped gel bras.
In short? Those bitches must be like rocks.
This little girl (if you actually believe that she is still a teenager) has to be the nastiest thing going today. Nasty and disturbing. I am wondering…. is she is going to do a reality show, because if she does, I am so there.
ugh. why? she isn’t as interesting a train wreck as you’re all seemingly giving her credit for.
True, she isn’t all that interesting now, but, she’s a kid; give it time. Just think of this as back when Britney first started going crazy. Then, she shaved her head. Then, she hit all the tabloids being strapped to a gurney. Hang in there with us, kate! This crap is going to get gruesome, trust me!
I am really confused… if she “showed you hers” wouldn’t that be like child p0rn? So disturbing.