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AskMen Releases Their Top 99 Women: 2012 Edition

photo of ask men pictures top 99 women pictures 2012 photo It's that special, special time of year again when AskMen releases their top 99 hot women of the year, and this year, the list was especially exceptional, especially their top 10. Some of the picks were obvious, some questionable, but all in all, at the end of the day, it was all done to support the industry that we love so much: sex entertainment. Slots ten through six included Candice Swanepoel, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian, Scarlett Johansson, and Emma Stone. Candice I just didn't get - thoug...

Quotables: Daniel Radcliffe Prefers Hair Down There

photo of daniel radcliffe pictures photos pics "This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s f-cking creepy." OK, so are we all in complete agreement that Daniel Radcliffe is not only the most precious man-boy alive, but he's actually pretty g-ddamn hot, too? I mean, wow. Don't know what it is about this interview, but something about Dan talking about lady-scaping completely sends my mind to places that it shouldn't go, because he's Harry Potter for f-ck's sake. And that makes m...

The Most Amazing Nicolas Cage Interview You Will Ever Read

A photo of Nicolas Cage Adaptation was on HBO the other night, and I realized I'd forgotten what a versatile actor Nicolas Cage can be. Then Moonstruck came on right after, and I fell in love with him all over again. How could I have forgotten Leaving Las Vegas? Raising Arizona? No, I know. It's easy to forget to take him seriously, thanks to this supercut (NSFW) and that hairline. Empire Magazine somehow convinced Nic to go live on a "webchat," fielding questions from fans in real-time. I admit I have never laugh...

Afternoon Delight

photo of black and white daniel radcliffe hot pictures photos Snoop Dogg endorses Ron Paul, of course. [The Superficial] X-Factor news: everyone but Simon's out. [Bitten and Bound] Elisabetta Canalis sucking face with Steve-O. Gross. [Starpulse] Beyonce and Jay-Z got another money-related award. [Bossip] Matthew Broderick's daughter is the cutest thing I may have ever seen. [Socialite Life] Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone. [Celebslam] Ashley Greene definitely got implants. [Yeeeah] Kris Jenner let Kim Kardashian dye her hair, but not Kh...

Happy Birthday, Justin Timberlake!

A photo of Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake is one of the few celebrities whose birthday I actually remember; the only other ones I can think of right now are Britney Spears, who shares a birthday with my dad, and David Bowie, who, uh, is my personal savior. But I remember Justin Timberlake's birthday because I actually used to celebrate it. My best friend in elementary and middle school, Savannah, and I went through all the preteen crazes together. We had a Spice Girls club until Geri Halliwell left and ruined everything. Then came th...

Octavia Spencer Is Fabulous

A photo of Octavia Spencer Can I admit something here? It's kind of horrible, and I'm ashamed of myself for it, but I feel like this is a safe place and that I can tell you guys anything. So, ok, here goes ... I still haven't seen The Help. Wow. I feel so much better after admitting that. I feel like this weight has been lifted from my ... oh god. You guys are going to hate me for this, aren't you? You guys are going to tell me that because I haven't seen one popular film that I am horrible at my job. Why did I ever ...

Let’s Take A Stodden Break!

A photo of Courtney Stodden I don't know about you guys, but it's kind of been a weird few days for me. I haven't been doing so great on Puzzle Quest 2. My mom made me cry. I took my guinea pig to the vet because he's been itchy, and the vet charged me $30 to stick a piece of scotch tape to my guinea pig's fur and look at it under a microscope. I willingly spent an hour and half watching the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York and taking notes, and I enjoyed myself. It's just weird around here right no...

Viral Video: Kristen Bell Loves Sloths

Years went by before I really understood the appeal of Kristen Bell. I don't know! I didn't watch Veronica Mars, OK? But every time she appears on Craig Ferguson's show, I just kind of die. Take the pre-taped Parisian episode, for example: Kristen Bell is running around in a striped shirt and a beret. And then they all go to dinner with Jean Reno and it's like whaaaaat. Anyway, the story is this. Kristen Bell celebrated her 31st birthday last July. Dax Shepard surprised her by inviting a sloth---YES, A SLOTH---to the party. Kristen Bell loves sloths. Oh, my God. So when Kristen Bell realized there was a sloth in the house, she could not function. "I start to have a full-fledged panic attack," she tells Ellen DeGeneres. "I don't---I don't know how to compete with all this emotion, so I just kind of crawl up on the bed, and I'm crying so hard. "And Dax knocks on the door, and he has a video camera, and he's like, 'Surprise! I want you to come onto the---are you all right?!'---and sees me basically fetal on the bed." Yes. Yes, Kristen Bell brought the footage. Skip to 2:03 if you want to see Kristen Bell bats---t hysterical. She has completely lost her mind. It is really sweet, but also terrible. When she barely ekes out an "I'm so excited!" at Dax, it's, like, lung-collapsingly funny. "I mean, I needed to be sedated, clearly," Bell sighs. /> Years went by before I really understood the appeal of Kristen Bell. I don't know! I didn't watch Veronica Mars, OK? But every time she appears on Craig Ferguson's show, I just kind of die. Take the pre-taped Parisian episode, for example: Kristen Bell is running around in a striped shirt and a beret. And then they all go to dinner with Jean Reno and it's like whaaaaat. Anyway, the story is this. Kristen Bell celebrated her 31st birthday last July. Dax Shepard surprised her by inviting a sloth---YES, A SLOTH---to the party. Kristen Bel...

Christina Aguilera Continues Her Humiliation Tour

You know shit is bad when Neil Patrick Harris is snarking out on you. Because that's exactly what happened: Neil Patrick Harris appeared on The Talk to discuss Christina's performance at Etta James' funeral, and though the vocals themselves weren't mulled over (thank God, because I was one of those who thought her rendition of 'At Last' was horrible and over the top and way inappropriate for a funeral), the "dark fluid" trickling down one leg was. I mean, even if Christina had knocked the performance out of the park, it'd still be all about whatever was dripping from somewhere above. "I was watching backstage. I was hoping it was runs in her stockings," Neil said, but I laughed because Christina Aguilera doesn't wear bras to funerals, let along stockings, jeez. He continued by laughing, "And I was dry-heaving as I was watching it backstage." Neil, dude, we all were. "It's awful," he said. "Could it not have been clear? It would have been so much easier to explain!" Oh, God, ew. Clear what, friend? First of all, menstruation is never clear, if it was self-tanner and sweat, it would also not be clear, and the only other fluids that are clear are just as disgusting to consider. The rest of the clip depicts Neil and the ladies dry-heaving into their coffee cups. So, of course. Being the crass bitch that I am, what was it making a slimy, viscous trail down Christina's leg?
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/> You know shit is bad when Neil Patrick Harris is snarking out on you. Because that's exactly what happened: Neil Patrick Harris appeared on The Talk to discuss Christina's performance at Etta James' funeral, and though the vocals themselves weren't mulled over (thank God, because I was one of those who thought her rendition of 'At Last' was horrible and over the top and way inappropriate for a funeral), the "dark fluid" trickling down one leg was. I mean, even if Christina had knocked the perf...

Morning Wood

photo of zac efron pictures photos pics Celine Dion's scary face and scary ... leg. [The Superficial] The top 8 hairstyles of the SAG Awards. [The Frisky] The Demi Moore rehab mystery. [TMZ] Someone is marrying David Hasselhoff. [Starpulse] J. Lo slums it at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip] Madonna reveals real story behind 'Like A Virgin'. [Socialite Life] Demi Moore was maybe smoking "Spice." [Yeeeah] All three Kardashians, topless. [Amy Grindhouse] Who is the best 'Parks and Rec' character? [Pajiba] Ryan Reynolds finally laid off the fake tan, looks almost presentable. [Cele|bitchy]...

Quotables: George Clooney Says That Airing Demi Moore’s 911 Call Was ‘Stupid’

photo of george clooney and demi moore pictures photos pics "I think it's a stupid thing. I think it's stupid for anyone, whether they're celebrated or not, I don't believe their 911 call should be broadcast around the world, but that's my opinion. What's happening and what people have to remember is that people are getting famous from Facebook and Twitter, so it's not just about people here, it's about everybody. There won't be any version of privacy. So it's going to be a tricky thing." You said it, George. It is stupid - no matter who it is - and th...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Does a Striptease for The Client List

First of all, that is not girlfriend's real voice. Don't you remember back in the nineties when her song 'How Do I Deal' was big and crazy and all over the place? No? Here, here's a Freshman year flashback for you: Big differences? Breathy voice, smaller tits, awful center part in her hair, and the obligatory face close-ups. I also love the I Know What You Did Last Summer clips airing on the sheet hanging in the background of the video. I mean, yeah, I realize that this song was precisely recorded for the film soundtrack, but LOL. Come on. "JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT. HOT. SCARY FISHERMAN GUY. WHERE DID FREDDIE PRINZE JR'S. CAREER GO? WOOOOOOO, CREEPY." It's a classic in the making, guys. Let's cut her (and it) some slack. And before you watch the two previous videos and go all nuts, saying, "Ugh, this girl can't sing", she's really not all that bad when you compare her to some of the 'singers' out there today. Here's a clip of her doing Janis Joplin's karaoke standard, 'Me and Bobby McGee': Right? Not so awful. So now that we've established that it *probably* wasn't Jennifer Love Hewitt singing the actual song accompanying her striptease man-flash video for The Client List, I want to go back to the point that I originally intended to make in showing you this clip. See, back when The Client List was this nothing little movie; a tiny blip on the Lifetime channel's entertainment radar, a bunch of women were all outraged that a movie was being made about a new ex-wife and mother having to whore herself out in order to pay the bills. It was degrading and gritty and a lot of people thought it was the anti-woman, succumbing to a world of men ... stuff. But it did relatively well. And JLH and the film execs rode that trail 'til enough buzz was generated by the made-for-TV movie that it was picked up as a series (to also be aired on Lifetime. I said it did 'well', not 'sensational'). Now that the series is going to be an actual thing, it seems like TCL is pandering only to those male audiences, showing Jennifer shaking her tits and showing her ass and checking out the pseudo-packages of her male clientele. And isn't that kind of the complete opposite of what the film's original intent was? Or did I get that wrong? Unless it's supposed to be a video empowering women to perform sex acts in order to support her kids so that they have enough, I don't know, Fruit Roll-ups for school? Is that what this all finally boiled down to? Because if it is. Man. What a disappointment. I'm all for tits and ass and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but not in such a cheap fashion. Way to go, Lifetime. Way to ruin a completely good premise by selling out. What is the world coming to, guys, honestly. I just don't know anymore. /> First of all, that is not girlfriend's real voice. Don't you remember back in the nineties when her song 'How Do I Deal' was big and crazy and all over the place? No? Here, here's a Freshman year flashback for you: Big differences? Breathy voice, smaller tits, awful center part in her hair, and the obligatory face close-ups. I also love the I Know What You Did Last Summer clips airing on the sheet hanging in the background of the video. I mean, yeah, I realize that this song was prec...