I know that you all know this, but I just want to remind you that Kim Kardashian has had a really rough time this year. She’s seen relationships fall apart, she’s suffered cruelty at the hands of the public. Really, what this girl needs right now is a friend. Like, a Golden Girls level friend. And I think she’s finally found that in Barbie.

On second thought, maybe not. Kim’s trying way too hard, and you can tell Barbie isn’t into it at all. Check out the way Kim tries to make conversation by asking Barbie what Ken got her for Christmas, and how Barbie just ignores it with a “see you next year!” What a callous bitch. And then Kim just lets it happen? Ugh. These aren’t new BFFs, they’re fake bitches. Keep looking, Kim, it’ll happen one day!

I haven’t had to go through this in a while because my new apartment miraculously had a washer and dryer inside, but in college, laundry days were a nightmare. I would put off washing my clothes for as long as I could because I was too busy or I didn’t want to use all those quarters or I just wanted to wait to go to my mom’s and do it for free. A few days of the month, I would end up walking around campus in my bright red corduroy pants or my itchy sweater that left bits of fuzz all over my coat, pants, bra, and everything else it touched. One time I even ended up going to class in a pair of dude’s swim trunks that I purchased on the fly because I didn’t have time to try on actual swimsuits and analyze what looked ok. It’s a tough time in people’s lives, and I understand that.

But these pictures of Miley and friends doing some laundry … there’s just no excuse. Laundry day doesn’t mean you have to pile on ugly rings. Laundry day doesn’t mean you have to own those jeans to begin with. Miley and friends are just missing the whole point, and it’s really upsetting for me.

What do you guys think? Is Miley looking ok, or does she look like some 80′s trash? Did you have a moment of “wait, that’s Miley, really?” like I did? Do you have any special laundry memories? It’s share time!

Images courtesy of Celebuzz

I don’t know if you guys remember, but former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson is out of her damn mind. If you don’t remember, let me just tell you that she told her daughter that she couldn’t say the word “fart” because it would lead to heroin use. Got it? Ok, then let’s hear all about how the Muslim Brotherhood is infiltrating the government:

“I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life. For six hours, I saw pictures and names and dates and facts and Islamic law books and Korans, Surahs for six hours and they proved to me… that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious.”

While she says that the meeting forever changed her, Jackson has already long claimed that Muslims — led by secret Muslim and terrorist sympathizer President Obama — are quietly taking over the United States government. She also has famously taken umbrage with gays and “Glee,” including a highly publicized string of attacks last March.

“This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break!” she wrote in a blog post for World Net Daily. “That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don’t care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an ‘alternate lifestyle’! There I said it! Ridiculous!”

“Michelle [sic] Bachmann and Rick Santorum are the only GOP candidates so far to acknowledge the above facts and warn against the present threat of Islamic Law replacing our Constitution,” Jackson concluded in her blog post on the ex-FBI briefing. In a Fox News appearance early in December, she called Bachmann “my girl” and said, “Very few people in America are informed and educated as I am.”

Oh my goodness, what? There are too many bits of absurdity in here, I don’t even know where to start. She’s going to briefings in D.C.? Michele Bachmann is “her girl”? “That’s a comedy skit, not an alternative lifestyle”? You know I love me some crazy, but even crazy has its limits.

As you know, there have been divorce rumors swirling around Katy Perry and Russell Brand for a little while now. The two have been spotted together pretty infrequently these days, and they’ve spent tons of time apart when she went on a world tour a few months after they got married. Of course, Katy didn’t have to work on Christmas, but what did she do instead? She opted out of a trip with her husband to London in favor of Hawaii!

It didn’t help that they apparently had a gigantic argument about their plans:

“They had a massive fight,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “She was like, ‘F*ck you. I’m going to do my own thing.’ Russell replied, ‘Fine, f*ck you too.’”

Which explains why, come Dec. 25, the multi-platinum singer was snapped splashing in the Pacific Ocean off Kauai — sans wedding ring. Meanwhile, British comic Brand, 36, was catching up with a pal in a pub in chilly Coverack, Cornwall.

Though the pair denied divorce rumors in November, sources say trouble is brewing. “They haven’t split up just yet, but things are not good,” says the first source. “The fighting is getting worse.”

At issue? Among other things, explains another source: “Katy doesn’t think Russell respects her parents’ Christian beliefs or her friends.”

So will the couple — who wed in October 2010 after a whirlwind courtship — make it through 2012? Says the first source, “The split may come soon, but they are both so dramatic and volatile, the relationship could become great again.”

Too me, this all sounds like immaturity on Katy’s part. It’s like that time she slapped Russell for saying something she thought was blasphemous and how she continues to party and drink and then tell the world about it, even though he’s dealt with and continues to deal with addiction. It just makes her seem immature and selfish and ridiculous.

So what do you guys think? Are we going to hear about a divorce sometime in 2012 or what?

Wait, no – Lindsay Lohan IS getting drunk for the New Year, never mind. [The Superficial]

Where the supermodels of the 90′s are today. [Lainey Gossip]

Katy Perry and Russell Brand did not spend Christmas together because of a stupid fight. [Starpulse]

The creepiness emerges in Neil Diamond. [TMZ]

What Kris Humphries uses as “motivation.” [Socialite Life]

Kristen Wiig‘s getting all serious and hot and stuff. [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Aniston finally reveals why she did it. [Seriously OMG]

The 15 Worst Looks of 2011. [The Frisky]

Mischa Barton is on vacation and she doesn’t look disgusting. [Celebslam]

PHOTOS: Stars before they were famous. [theBERRY]

Michelle Duggar does an audio card for her deceased baby. [I'm Not Obsessed]

No, wait, sorry – Beyonce’s partying in NYC. [Cele|bitchy]

Jennifer Aniston is going bald, too. [Hollywood Dame]

Kelly Brook‘s Santa striptease. [IDLYITW]

Hugh Jackman. SO UNFORGIVABLY HOT. [Lainey Gossip]

Bill Maher is disgusting, vile trash. [Hollywood Backwash]

Oh, wait, never mind. Here was the Tweet that followed the above photo of Demi:

I see. Way to tease us, Demi, and make us think that you were actually doing something relatively healthy-looking to your fried-out hair. You know, they say when you cut off all of your hair and go back to your natural color, that it’s the emotional equivalent to purging yourself of bad vibes, bad people, and bad decisions. Could it be that you’re hankering for the more Fez-less days of your life? Because if you are, girl, I definitely can’t say that I blame you. In fact, if there’s anything I can do to help your much-desired transition from Wilmer Valderrama’s girlfriend to “normal girl who wants to actually have a career in ten years” I’ll be right there.

Let’s get on this, OK?