From People:

“For me, it was important to get the cancer out. That’s what I wanted to do, just get it out.  At the end, to be honest, all it came down to was just choosing to live, and not looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life,” Rancic said.

She said her husband’s support was crucial in reaching the decision. “Bill said to me, ‘I just need you around for the next 50 years, kid,’ ” she said. “He said, ‘I don’t care what you look like, I don’t care about the physical portion of this. I just need you around for the next 50 years. So, let’s just get you healthy.’ And that certainly helped me come to a decision. I couldn’t be more at peace with the decision. But it’s hard, and I still break down some nights … But I’m okay.”

Ugh, how awful. I mean, it’s great that this will, hopefully, take care of the issue altogether, but what an emotional slammer this must be. I mean, it’s not even that there’s going to be parts physically missing from her body – that’s probably disturbing enough – but the fact that this is the best option must really mean that the situation is worse than anyone had originally assessed. Good luck, girl, and I wish you the best.

Kanye West wants world leaders at his funeral. [The Superficial]

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Tameka Foster wants Usher drug tested now. [Bossip]

Fergie’s humps, her humps. [Starpulse]

The worst of the after-plastic-surgery. [theBERRY]

Hilary Swank admits that she’s stupid. [Cele|bitchy]

Katy Perry and Russell Brand pretend they’re not getting a divorce. [The Superficial]

Kimberly Stewart’s baby looks just like Jack Osbourne. [Amy Grindhouse]

Baby dresses up as Golden Girl for Halloween. [The Frisky]

How far you’ve come, Jennifer Hudson. [ICYDK]

Britney Spears’ boobs gave a free concert. [Socialite Life]

Now we know why Ryan Gosling’s so hung up on Eva Mendes. [Caught on Set]

Katy Perry and Lady Gaga scenes were cut from the new Muppet movie. [Hollywood Dame]

Rihanna as a bleached-blonde. [The Blemish]

More of Amanda Seyfried’s amazing ass. [IDLYITW]

I’m sorry, that headline sounds awful, doesn’t it? Like little Daniel Radcliffe is this gross monster who doesn’t even bathe and who has rats running around on his floors and maggots crawling out of his kitchen and bedbugs. Oh, and when you shake his hand, a cockroach wiggles out from under his sleeve and crawls onto your hand. Gross, right? But that’s not what I’m trying to tell you.

What I’m trying to tell you is that Daniel Radcliffe’s girlfriend has given him just two short years to turn into “a fully functioning human.” Oh, Daniel.

The Harry Potter star told the Daily Mail that girlfriend Rosie Coker has given him “a deadline of two years to be like a fully-functioning human being around the house.”

What exactly does this mean Radcliffe, 22, needs to do? “I think it means I have to be able to cook for myself better than I can at the moment,” he explained. “And it means that I can’t leave the house in a state the way I do.”

While the actor “didn’t promise her anything,” he joked, “I have made it my mission to improve myself. There’s certainly progress to be made.”

When asked whether he’d hired a housekeeper to help him clean in his NYC apartment, he told the Daily Mail his “mum [is] here and she came ’round and tidied everything up for me.”

His excuse? He had two performances on Saturday of the Broadway hit How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, plus a Sunday matinee.

The star and Coker, a production assistant, met on the Harry Potter set over a year ago. “She’s busy, I’m busy, but we’re making it work and it’s good,” he told the Daily Mail. “She’s helped me grow up, and I love her very much.”

Come on now, Daniel. This whole thing really does nothing to help me think that you’re a real adult and not just a precious little doll with magical powers and big boy suits. Learn how to cook and take just a little bit of time to pick up a broom. I know you’re busy, honey, but you can do this! We believe in you!

Oh my god, you guys, I just love Twitter battles. There’s something just so exciting and futile about seeing a heated argument take place in this venue, and when celebrities are involved? Forget it, I love it, I’m always into it. That’s why when a Twitter battle began between Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom and Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Demi Lovato, I got so excited. So let’s check out how this went down, all right?

It all started when Farrah made a remark about the recent announcement of Kourtney’s second pregnancy:

Im Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its a fake pregnancy like kims wedding SAD

Then Scott Disick retweeted with this gem:

Were not teenagers ya f*cking moron

Kourtney got involved by making a solid point:

Why would I have anything to do with teen mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted. :)

Khloe was confused, but she wanted in on the action so she asked Scott a question:

I don’t even know who this person is? How do u?

Scott, being such a gentleman, answered Khloe to the best of his ability:

I just thought she was some shit stain on twitter, no?

Demi Lovato took a moment to throw in her two cents:

The Kardashian sisters are some of the REALEST, GENUINE girls I know. People need to leave them alone. Anyone who’s running their mouth is just jealous. And by the way. They are SMART BUSINESS women too.. People don’t give them enough credit.

Then, later, Farrah wanted to offer up some clarification and keep the fight going:

4 all who misunderstood: regards to kourtney K.~ I hope she takes her relationship w/her boyfriend more serious 4 their children-takecare

caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys , is Shit Stain< racist 4 black? Great dad!NOT

Tragically, no one cared anymore.

What a whirlwind, right? I barely even know what to make of this. Except that Demi Lovato is so classy that she can seem eloquent in a Twitter battle. Oh, and Farrah is still just the worst. Did I miss anything?

The correct answer is “everyone.” Everyone would absolutely love to be able to see what Lindsay Lohan does with her day. Just think of it: we could see her getting attacked by her meth bugs, we could see how she does her makeup … and that’s just the beginning! We could get a glimpse into what truly goes into being Lindsay Lohan, and who wouldn’t want that?

Luckily for us, our wildest dreams might come true, because a charming little reality program called Celebrity Big Brother, which films in the UK, wants Lindsay, and they’re willing to do whatever it takes to get her:

Celebrity Big Brother executives hope to persuade the courts to let the troubled star come to Britain, arguing that the show will help her get her life back on track.

A TV insider said: “Lindsay would be an absolutely amazing signing for us. She’s a Hollywood A-lister and everyone knows about all the trouble she’s been in. She’s a fiery character too, so there are sure to be a some major clashes with other celebs if we get her in the house.”

The insider said Channel 5 chiefs were doing “everything possible” to make it happen. “We want this to be the best Big Brother ever,” said our source. “So we hope that the courts will make a special allowance in this case. There aren’t many more controlled ­ environments than the Big Brother house.”

Former contestants on Celebrity Big Brother include such talents as Tara Reid, Dennis Rodman, Heidi Fleiss, and La Toya Jackson.

As wonderful as this would be and as hard as this is for me to say, I really don’t see this happening. Not that Lindsay wouldn’t do it – if they’re offering her money, she’ll do almost anything – but I don’t see Lindsay’s judge letting this happen. That judge is a tough cookie. Lindsay’s already served four whole hours in jail, remember? No, I just don’t think this will come to pass.

But wouldn’t it be incredible if it did?

For the beginning of this story, we’re going to go ahead and assume that Beyonce is telling the truth about being pregnant, all right? We’ll get more into it in a moment, but for now, Beyonce is a delighted pregnant lady, and her precious little baby should be here in about a month’s time. Because she’s eight months pregnant:

Anyway, Beyonce was on 20/20 this past Friday, and in case you missed it, here are some highlights:

On the rumors that her pregnancy is fake: “You know there are certain things that are so far, it doesn’t even affect me. I am cool, it is so ridiculous and over the top.” In fact the “Love On Top” singer revealed that it was her mother, Tina Knowles, that needed to be calmed down the most. “She’s like ‘no one is going to talk about my gran-baby.’” she said. “I was like calm down mom, it’s OK.”

On how she announced her pregnancy: “News that is that big… it is hard to keep to yourself,” she explained to Couric. She said after that moment she finally felt free. “I felt so liberated and I could breathe and be happy. I went straight off the stage, I hugged Jay and I hugged my mom.”

On her diet: “I’ve been really conscious [about food],” she told Couric. “I’ve been trying my best not to lose control. Because I’ve met so many people that say, ‘My second baby, my third baby, I’ve learned my lesson,”‘ she explains of other mothers who struggled to lose their baby weight. “So I haven’t been going crazy. I know it’s important that I don’t lose myself.”

On her excitement: “I am so anxious I want to hold the baby!” she laughed. “The best thing is knowing that my favourite person in the world… I haven’t met them yet. It’s exciting.”

Katie Couric also tried really hard to get Beyonce to tell her if she was having a boy or a girl, but Beyonce wasn’t talking.

I just don’t know anymore, you guys. I wanted to get excited about Beyonce’s baby, I truly did. I want Beyonce’s pregnancy to be as adorable as Jessica Simpson‘s, but it’s not because it’s shrouded in lies and deceit.

I went ahead and compiled a gallery of Beyonce for you guys to look through, and I want you to tell me what you think. The first picture was taken on August 28th, the day we found out Beyonce was pregnant, and the pictures go chronologically through to November 20th, which is the latest picture we have of her. Do you see anything suspicious?