From E!:

The reigning Sexiest Man Alive and Zoe Saldana are dating and they’re extremely happy about it, sources exclusively tell E! News. And we hear that the pair are just now starting to tell family and friends that they’re an item.

… A rep for Saldana, who recently filmed The Words with—and got to practice kissing—Cooper, denied that the costars were anything more than friends a month ago, after their appearance together at a Manhattan nightclub prompted romantic speculation. But as recently as last week, a source tells E! News, they were telling friends that they had plans to go skiing in the Rockies together over the holidays. “They are totally dating,” the source says.

Reps for both stars did not immediately return requests for comment.

What do you guys think – better off with J. Lo, or should Bradley just stick to dating women who don’t date children?

Remember Kim Kardashian’s “real” ass? [The Superficial]

Jessica Simpson‘s having a spring baby. [Lainey Gossip]

Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell – completely nude. [Starpulse]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez do it in the ocean. [The Superficial]

THIS is Jim Carrey‘s new girlfriend. [ICYDK]

Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend: scantily clad and on the beach. [INFDaily]

Hey Girl: A year in Ryan Gosling. [Huff Po]

Victoria Silvstedt wears lingerie at the beach. [Celebslam]

Emily Blunt and Jimmy Kimmel are good friends. [Lainey Gossip]

Guess what celebrity was voted “Least Desirable Neighbor“? [CDL]

Robert Downey Jr. wears 3″ high heels. [Cele|bitchy]

Kat Von D‘s packing on the pounds. [Celebrity Rant]

Matt Damon calls Scarlett Johansson a bitch. [The Blemish]

Remember the Kardashians’ Katy Perry video? [theBERRY]

Well, no one’s buying their Kollection. [IDLYITW]

It’s got to be the absence of a boat. Remember all that? It was like every time she was vacationing on a boat, she looked like hot garbage on a humid day. Maybe it was seasickness, maybe it was a weird intestinal thing she had going on, but for sure, one thing was true – you couldn’t get me to touch Mischa Barton with another dude’s schlong. While he was under anesthesia. For schlong-reattachment surgery.

Nope, these days, she’s looking tons better. No more shitty orange Sun-In blonde hair, no more horrible yellow pants (no pants at all actually; she might be onto something here), and on the whole, she doesn’t look all jaundiced or dark-circle-eyed. She doesn’t look like her character in The Sixth Sense anymore, guys.

Isn’t that maybe worth celebrating the most?

Bikini images courtesy of INF

If you can’t listen to it, or just don’t want to, the whole video is Michelle Duggar talking to her miscarried/stillborn child, telling the child how much she’ll miss doing the things that a mom does with a child, things she won’t be able to experience, and though, yes, I’m kind of sensitive about these things lately and find her memorial kind of sad, I’m head-scratchingly confused about why she’d record this to begin with, let alone release it to the public. I think this would be a relatively private moment, a private event, one that might be memorialized in a baby book, or a journal, or, I don’t know, something other than an audio recording that somehow happened to end up in the media’s hands.

I realize that a lot of you guys think that she and her husband do these things more for fame and money than they do for any other possible reason, but does that not kind of defeat the entire purpose of the religion that she clings so firmly to? Or, I don’t know, do I have it backwards?

“I see the guy and spent time with him, and you see what he does and how he does it, and then you actually have a conversation with him, and it’s there. It’s there – and if not, I will extract it.”

Goldarnit, I think I have this figured out. All of these A-list actors and directors spouting off about how “talented” and “versatile” and “extractable” Justin Bieber is? It’s as sell-out. It’s them wanting a piece of the current cash cow. These guys probably despise Justin Bieber and all that he stands for, but they’re willing to overlook that in order to get a piece of that tween pie – ’til, at least, the next mini-artist comes along and they can glom onto his worldwide fame, too.

I’m sickened. Seriously. If I hear one more relatively important-ish celebrity fawn all over Justin Bieber like he’s some kind of god incarnate, I’m going to completely lose my grasp on pop culture reality altogether.

Jeez, could this family be any creepier or dysfunctional? Somehow I don’t think so. You’ve got Ali Lohan, who is like this wannabe high fashion robot, Dina Lohan, who’s a trashier, low-class, budget Kris Jenner, a mystery sibling that looks like a serial killer, Lindsay with her bright red duck lips and white crack hair, and the “little” Lohan, who looks like he’s going to turn out to be a fratboy rapist.

Um, Happy Holidays?