I’m sorry, but this? ^^ This up there? Is kind of frightening to me. And what’s further frightening is that the above photo is probably not Photoshopped. I have no doubts that it’s the real deal.

This is Karlie Kloss, and she’s ranked as one of the up-and-coming top models of the world. She even did a Victoria’s Secret debut earlier this year, which puts her to the likes of Gisele Bundchen, Miranda Kerr, and Heidi Klum.

You can check out some other photos from the shoot, and there’s actually one in there that doesn’t look too bad (it’s a body profile shot), but I warn you – they are NSFW and include lots of protruding organs (damn, girl, your gall bladder looks a little inflamed – might wanna check that out).

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AWRIGHT! Now this is what I’m talking about! I mean, it’s not the greatest nipslip of all time (there’re definitely some epic ones out there, but this is not one of them), but who wouldn’t want to see even a glimpse of Demi Lovato‘s left nipple? Anyone? … Didn’t think so. Enjoy the kind-of-NSFW photo after the jump and leave your favorite nipslips in the comments.

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This is LeAnn Rimes on fat day. [The Superficial]

Rachel McAdams and her boyfriend are still together. [Lainey Gossip]

Why we all love Jennifer Love Hewitt. [Starpulse]

Taylor Swift, Billboard’s Woman of the Year? [theBERRY]

Sad Jake Gyllenhaal and his sad beard. [Socialite Life]

Nude photos of Shaun White. [TMZ]

Sarah Jessica Parker “knows” what she looks like. [Cele|bitchy]

PHOTOS: Celebrities when they were young adults. [Socialite Life]

Listen to Nicki Minaj’s new track, “Roman in Moscow.” [Popbytes]

Lady Gaga is huge because of Donald Trump. [Huff Po]

Miss USA busted for DUI. [Bitten and Bound]

Roberto Cavalli is trying to get into Elin Nordegren’s pants. [The Superficial]

Tom Hanks’ son is looking for public help. [ONTD]

The Ira Glass sex tape. [OMGBlog]

Angelina Jolie takes her kids to go see Communists. [Lainey Gossip]

Jessica Biel wants so badly to be pregnant. [Us Magazine]

I don’t know about you guys, but I think Jennifer Lopez‘s got one of the best bodies in the business. She’s curvy, natural, and above all, aging pretty well. Girlfriend’s not her former In Living Color age, but she’s way hotter than almost all of the other women in her celebrity peer group including Jennifer Aniston, Cate Blanchett, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Renee Zellweger.

Also, the dress is the hotness. Yeah, PETA‘d probably break out in tears to read that (it’s made out of leather, yellow leather to be specific, so maybe it’s from Big Bird’s old-assed hide), but it’s the truth. I don’t know many people that could rock a form-fitting, light-colored leather dress, and you know what? Neither do you.

The lady in the back seat of the car is Sarah Roemer, and she’s an actress most famous for a role in Disturbia. That, and she was also featured in Maxim.

Lately, there’ve been rumors of a break-up between Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and these photos really only fuel the fire that’s been burning over the past few weeks. But do I believe it? Hm. I don’t know. I’m not really sure. I mean, a lot of people say that Kristen and Rob’s relationship is totally faked and totally staged and totally for the benefit of the Twilight films’ publicity, but I don’t really get that vibe. If that’s the case, come on. Was Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams’ relationship staged? Are you telling me that there’s no true love left in the world? If Bella Swan and Edward Cullen can’t make it without some average-looking twit blonde named Sarah coming between them, who can, I ask? WHO?

All I know is that in the looks department, Kristen’s got this bitch beat. Who’d you rather:

OK, I’m going to warn you – this clip is actually absolutely hilarious. I need to get a hold of this stuff for parties. Do you know how funny that’d be? Ugh. I’m dying over here.

Anyway, the allegedly not-so-funny part of the clip was when NPH claimed that he’s “never sounded more like a tranny in [his] life” after taking a hit of some gas that made his voice about forty shades deeper, but what’s the deal according to you guys: offensive or not? Was Neil Patrick Harris’s use of the word “tranny” in this context as offensive to you as others felt it was? Neil later apologized via Twitter saying:

“Truly sorry for saying the word ‘tranny’ on Live this week. Twice! Should have been more thoughtful. Didn’t at all mean to offend.”

Thoughts? Could it have been worse? Is it different coming from someone so damned lovable and sweet? Like, is it akin to a cute and cuddly puppy wearing a bonnet and a diaper calling your mother a motherf*cking c*nt and you can’t really take it all that seriously?