It’s not that I’m interested in seeing the movie (hell no!), I’m actually rather more intrigued by how creepy and lecherous Ashton Kutcher is being with Lea Michele in the post’s accompanying photos. That’s what’s got me curious. Well, that and the fact that Lea Michele is so obviously desperate to snag herself an A-lister boyfriend. You can almost see the words, “F*ck me! Just once!” written all over her face. And you know what? I can respect that about her.

Oh heavens. What … what is happening to me? Can it be? Can I truly be looking at a photo of Lea Michele without wanting to set my computer on fire? Can I truly think that Lea Michele actually looks good here?

I suppose so, friends. Because I scanned this photo of Lea Michele at the New Year’s Eve premiere, and believe me, I looked hard, and I couldn’t find anything wrong with the way she dressed herself or her makeup or anything, which, yes, is extremely remarkable. I, Emily Trainham, could not find one bad word to say about Lea Michele here.

I feel like I’m losing myself. Like I’m going in this wildly different direction, and I can’t – OH WAIT, HER HAIR LOOKS KIND OF GREASY. EWWWWW, LEA!

When some people from TMZ asked Chevy Chase to name the funniest four people from all of Saturday Night Live, it took him some time, but he answered with Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, and Bill Murray. And I’m sorry, but no.

I never was a huge fan of the early episodes of SNL. Maybe I was too young when I watched them to get it, maybe I grew up with a different cast and that taints my view, but I’ve never understood it when people speak of the old days of this show like not a single good, funny thing was shown post-1980, and I just think that’s so sad. And I’m not saying that SNL doesn’t suck now, because it kind of does sometimes, but there have definitely been some funny moments in recent years, and the show has definitely featured some insanely funny people throughout its history.

If I had to name my top four favorite cast members, it would probably be Tina Fey, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell, and Molly Shannon, with very honorable mentions to Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, David Spade, and Phil Hartman. What would yours be?

Remember last week when we showed you guys some photos of Khloe Kardashian going to the gym without makeup? Sarah called it “positively refreshing,” and I definitely agree. Time and time again, Khloe has proven herself to be, well, kind of a better person than most of those in her family. But, as always, people are going to trash talk, and when they started calling names and poking fun at Khloe in those pictures, she had some pretty good things to say in response:

Some people are so stressed trying to be perfectly flawless…. but I’m so HAPPY to be perfectly flawed.

Haters are like crickets; they make a lot of noise you can hear but you never see them, then you walk right by them and they’re quiet.

“People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.”

Its crazy 2me that if I dont go 2the gym I get judged. If I do go I still get judged. Yes when u work out u sweat, get red…

This is why I live for me and not for anyone else. You learn quickly that you will NEVER make everyone happy in life. But I am happy :)

See, this is why I love Khloe and why sometimes I can just respect the hell out of her and … oh god. Do I have a crush on Khloe Kardashian?

Here’s a photo of Blake Lively. Can you find her in the crowd? Oh, I’ll just tell you: she’s the one in the gigantic coat and the Incognito Hat. Man! I never realized you could cover that much of your face with your own hair. I’ve gotta learn that trick.

According to Us, Ryan Reynolds walked Blake to the van that took her to the Boston train station. And there she is now, hoping to God nobody recognizes her. How chivalrous, Ryan Reynolds!

Gee, I wonder why these two are being so surreptitious. It couldn’t possibly be because Scarlett Johansson is ridiculously sad about her divorce from Reynolds, could it? (Watch your back, Blake—that girl will cut you.)

Anyway. Sorry, ScarJo, but it really could be worse. Like, a lot worse. At least your ex is sorta trying to keep his new romance under wraps, y’know?

(Image via Us Magazine.)

1) This is what her singing voice actually sounds like.

2) As a preteen, she was kind of an ugly duckling.

3) Kesha Sebert scored a 1500 (out of 1600, you young kids) on her SATs, and a 140 on an IQ test—which technically makes her a genius.

4) She elected to get a GED and pursue a music career rather than attend college.

5) As of November 2010, she still lived in her mother’s basement.

6) Her first TV appearance was on The Simple Life. In that episode, Kesha, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie tried to find a date for Kesha’s mom, Pebe Sebert:

7) Pebe Sebert is a country songwriter. And a single mom. Also, she’s kind of a hippie.

8) About that dollar sign:

I was so happy being broke. And I’m happy not being broke. It doesn’t really affect me either way. I care about taking care of people that have taken care of me—that’s important to me. But to be honest, I’m kind of repulsed by the gluttony and excesses of a lot of people in the limelight.