Oh, no, sorry, this one‘s 20 years old. My bad. But really, the only one I don’t confuse in the Willis/Moore daughtership is Rumer, because she looks way different than the other two. It’s Talullah and Scout that I mix up, and this is Scout. (Talullah is the underage one, the one that’s going to go buckwild at any second.) I’m wondering if this is retaliation for Ashton Kutcher effing up their tight little singing duo family unit.

In any case, I’m not a fan of the look. She reminds me of this hot mess of a girl that I used to be in a cover band with. Without fail, the chick’d get wasted at every show, and end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing like tripping over the floor monitors and eating floor in front of the club-goers. Or, like that one time, pass out so hard in the bathroom that her dumb ass had to be dragged out into the parking lot for air, only to find out she wasn’t breathing. Let me tell you, I just love mouth-to-mouth on the ground outside of a dirty bar in the middle of frozen January. On a questionable girl. CIVIC DUTIES, folks.

Courtney Stodden wants to stop bullying one bully at a time. [The Superficial]

Rachel McAdams 2012: WHAT?! [Lainey Gossip]

So, I’m hearing Kate Middleton’s pregnant. [The Superficial]

Olivia Wilde stole one of the Olsen twins’ boyfriends. [Starpulse]

Angelina does Marie Claire‘s January ’12 issue. [ICYDK]

What weight loss did to Kirstie Alley’s face. [INFDaily]

The Kardashians: apparently, they’ve only just begun. [Huff Po]

The X-Factor live recap. [CDL]

Shakira lopped all of her hair off. [Cele|bitchy]

Aww, he’s in LOVE. [Lainey Gossip]

This is what Madonna looks like when she hasn’t had a ton of Botox shot up in her face for a week. [Celebrity Rant]

Erin Andrews is suing for $10m because everyone saw her nudity. [IDLYITW]

“Good” Photoshopping vs. Bad Photoshopping. [theBERRY]

Fergie‘s beat-up vagina. [The Blemish]

This is a really interesting but really sad blind item. The rest of the internet and I aren’t really accepting any guesses for this other than the Kardashians, so why don’t we go ahead and review the item and then talk about our feelings, all right?

While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago.  The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.

And now we know that it’s been confirmed that Khloe Kardashian is not truly a Kardashian by blood, and that Mother of the Year, Kris Jenner, slept around. Here, in no particular order, are the facts to back it up:

1) Check out the wording of the item: “a unique physical characteristic,” “more famous sibling,” and the tendency to “selectively overshare.” Not a Kardashian post goes by where somebody doesn’t comment on Khloe’s stature, of course Kim is way more famous, and … oversharing, guys. That’s what the Kardashians do.

2) Just look at Khloe. We’ve already mentioned the height, but there’s the lighter hair, the lighter complexion, and the fact that Kim and Kourtney could be twins while Khloe has a pretty different look.

3) If you watch the show, you might remember an early episode where Khloe did a DNA test to see if Kris was her biological mom. She stated that she never felt like a real part of the family and that she felt like she was treated differently.

4) Remember, Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian. A different set of genes might be the reason.

5) In Kris Jenner’s new book, she mentions that time that she had an affair around the same time that Khloe would have been conceived. So there’s that.

Any other guesses, or do you think it’s pretty much a sure bet that this paternity drama is all about the Kardashians?

But … look at how in love these kids are! Look at 42-year-old Jennifer Lopez‘s face as her 24-year-old backup dancer/lover gently cradles her close! How could J. Lo’s mom not just respect and adore that so much?

From Star via Celebitchy:

A source close to the singer… tells Star that Guadalupe is “devastated” over Jen dating such a young man so soon after her split from Marc – and she’s cut off contact with her A-list daughter! “Guadalupe has become very upset with what she says is Jennifer’s poor judgment,” reveals an insider. “They’re not on speaking terms at the moment.”

More than anything, Guadalupe – who has been a caretaker for Jen’s 3 year-old twins… is upset about J.Lo flaunting the fling in front of her children. “The kids are struggling to understand what’s happened with their father and mother,” the source says. “Then, all of a sudden, there is a new father figure in their life.”

Ok, real talk: this is kind of messed up, right? It hasn’t even been five months since we heard about Jennifer’s split from Marc Anthony, and she’s already hooked up with Bradley Cooper and this douchebag? And on top of that, she’s also bringing new dudes around her kids? That’s questionable. Oh, actually, wait, taking your kids to Hawaii with your baby boyfriend of no more than two months for Thanksgiving, now THAT’S questionable.

Guadalupe, I totally get not talking to your daughter. She’s being mad shady. Don’t let her think she’s too old to be taken over your knee.

I think I’ve made it pretty clear that whatever love I had for Glee is dead. It’s dead, and Lea Michele is the one who murdered it. But, for once, this isn’t about Lea. This is about one of the very few things I still cherish from the show: Dianna Agron.

Seriously, how cute is this girl? Look at her Twiggy getup and that sass, and oh, that face! And in case you weren’t aware, she’s got a pretty adorable personality as well:

On her new website, You and Me and Charlie: “It’s mainly arts-based, but it’s also a forum for people to love and support each other. I realized that just by posting something, I can really influence someone’s day.”

On her Glee alter ego: “Especially in the beginning, [reporters] really wanted us to be like our characters, to simplify things… I was playing a well put-together popular character, and they were trying to push me into it, like that had been my entire life. And the whole time, my teenage self was crying at that.”

On her actual high school persona:
“We watched Practical Magic and all of those movies, like The Craft. My friend’s mom had all these Stevie Nicks outfits, and we’d gypsy dance in her living room and have seances. We’d mix all these things from the refrigerator together and we’d look at it and be like, ‘This means you’re going to find true love when you’re 18 years old’.”

On her Glee audition:
“They were going to scrap the character but Robert [Ulrich, the casting director] asked for one more chance. I went in and read, and they called me bak two days later, and he told me to come back and straighten my hair, and wear something sexy. I was like, ‘First of all, what is…”sexy”?’…I went to like, a CVS, and bought a straightener and straightened it at Starbucks.”

On Quinn Fabray’s future: “Essentially, I’m a senior, so, I’ll probably graduate this year.”

And that’s why I want my new BFF to be Dianna Agron. So we could buy new beauty products down at the drug store and try them out at Starbucks and then go home and make love potions. If that doesn’t sound like the best afternoon to you, well, then you’re not invited to the seance.

I just don’t know about Lindsay anymore, you guys. At this point, if anyone in the world told me anything at all about her, I would believe it. Lindsay Lohan is crushing and snorting moon rocks? Sure. Lindsay Lohan bathes in blood from the morgue to keep her skin looking youthful? Well, she might want to try something else. Lindsay Lohan kept a diary in which she admitted that Heath Ledger was the love of her life? Oh, Lindsay:

“Today Heath died,” Lindsay wrote with a pink pen on January 22, 2008. “I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more.

“I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care.”

The couple were so close that the Mean Girls star was even planning to visit Ledger in New York City just days after he died from an overdose of prescription drugs, Star exclusively reveals in the new issue.

Lindsay, who has famously battled her own demons with drugs and drink, broke down in tears when she heard the news that Heath had died. “When a person dies the world stops. I’m numb,” she wrote.

In a 2008 phone conversation obtained by RadarOnline.com, Lohan’s mom, Dina, told dad Michael that their daughter was “dating Heath when he died.”

This isn’t the first time that Lindsay name-dropped Heath Ledger, if you’ll recall. But was she really in a relationship with him? Were they secret lovers up until his death? I don’t think so. I would buy that Lindsay really did write that and she believed it, but – and maybe this is just my unbelievably high opinion of Heath Ledger coming into play – I can’t believe that the feeling was even remotely mutual.

What do you guys think?