Oh guys. It’s here. It kind of arrived ahead of time, and without much regulation leaked-photo-fanfare, but it arrived regardless, and what a disappointment it is.
Lindsay‘s lips are grossly gigantic (face lips, guys, face lips), her hair looks like it’s going to snap off at the roots, and the Marilyn Monroe comparison thing is as worn out and tired as the snatch that she didn’t even show. The best two things about the shoot (which is obviously NSFW and will follow after my blathering)? And NO, not THOSE best two things? The interview’s lead-in mentions something about “America’s most fascinating celebrity” or some BS, and that someone at Playboy decided to Photoshop some color in girlfriend’s normally-albino Frankenipples. I laughed for twenty minutes at those watercolor nips.
And why, Sarah, should I even care about whatever that is, let alone know what it is? Well, lucky for you, you landed on the right page today. The 2012 Pirelli Calendar features models. Topless ones. Bare-breasted women who may, or may not, depending on your personal tastes, completely wow you with their nude forms.
[Shoos with hands] Now go. Look at the pretty photos of the pretty ladies (which are obviously all very, very NSFW), and then come on back and vote for your favorite set.
Hard to believe that these photos were taken just months before Anna Nicole Smith passed away, while she was pregnant with her now-five-year-old daughter, Danilynn, right?
The pictures were unearthed from a promo shoot that was recently used by website Golden Palace, which I was afraid to click on for fear of it being some kind of weird pregnancy-golden-showers pornography site. Thankfully, I was wrong, and it’s only an online casino. My luck usually isn’t that good, so I’ll take it.
According to Golden Palace’s site:
She [Anna Nicole] loved the Golden Palace brand and especially liked the outlandish marketing efforts that were made with the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich. The extraordinary “golden” pregnancy photo shoot was also her idea, a time she described as “magical”. Like her persona, she wanted to capture the moment by doing something outrageous, memorable, and fun. Just prior to her untimely passing Anna Nicole had agreed to become a spokesperson for GoldenPalace.com and was looking forward to kicking off the campaign with the launch of an exclusive “Anna Nicole” slot machine. As big fans of Anna Nicole, we felt a collaborative effort would be mutually beneficial. Unfortunately, the tragic events that followed so closely after the photo shoot proved to be overwhelming for the starlet, and out of respect for her and her family, the campaign was immediately shelved.
Have I really grown to hate Kim Kardashian SO MUCH that this guy here, Kris Humphries, is becoming more and more sympathetic and – dare I say it – kind of attractive? His evasion tactics are sort of charming, and his whole “moving forward” thing seems pretty genuine, and I’m really, really pulling for someone in the NBA to give him a contract.
THIS BOY REALLY LOVES HIS BASKETBALL.
On the whole, I’m kind of impressed by his discretion – unless, of course, I’m mistaking it for total fear that a severed Khloe head might end up on his pillow, and that’s what’s keeping his lips sealed about how big of a fake bitch Kim Kardashian and her mom really are. In either case, smooth move, dude.
Are you a follower of Sinead O’Connor’s blog? Because if you are, then you already heard the news about her totally digging her new husband’s penis. If not, here you are, be delighted with the treasures of unwanted mental images:
Dear friends… amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage.
Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me.
On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words.
For now though, as you will appreciate, it’s a bit of a ‘Can’t. Talk. C-ck. In. Mouth’. Situation.
Xxx
Ooh, now, isn’t that cute? Crafty? Not at all creepy? And who the hell is this guy, anyway?
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