Yes, a spin-off with those two little ones, that’ll do the trick! Oh, and one with the boy! And now that Khloe‘s Laker man, Lamar, got traded to the Dallas Mavericks, somebody with a camera should follow them on down to Texas! The Kardashian empire has just begun to take hold!

For real, this is all happening. See, there’s a new boss over at E!, home of the Kardashians, and she isn’t content with the three measly shows the family has now. No, she’s aiming for “two, three, even four new Kardashian spin-offs” that focus on all the crazy antics of this “beautiful” and “interesting” family. Yes, this lady called the Kardashians beautiful and interesting.

You know, I’ve been enjoying the Kardashians lately – I watched pretty much the entirety of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and I just started on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami because it’s fun for me to watch every single trainwreck take place and it makes me giggle that people that stupid actually exist in real life – but I think we’re in a good place right now. I don’t think we need up to four new television programs about this family, do you?

@MileyCyrusBz Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they’d realize you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful!

—Miley Cyrus dismisses rumors of breast augmentation surgery via Twitter.

Two mornings ago, Sarah couldn’t help but notice Miley’s awesome rack. Who am I kidding? Everyone noticed her awesome rack.

Radar noticed, too, and speculated yesterday that the teen tartlet maybe had some “work” done. Radar even consulted some experts! (Three plastic surgeons, actually; one noted that her boobs had “more volume.”)

For my money, those don’t look like fakes. In other words: lucky kid.

Here’s a closer look.

I admit, when I clicked on “Adjust size,” I gave myself the screaming giggles.

Oh, dear.

This is your first peek at the Steve Jobs statue—um, the Hungarian Steve Jobs statue.

Valleywag reports that the statue is seven feet tall, 485 pounds, and all bronze, baby. It will be unveiled at Graphisoft, a Budapest-based software company, later this month.

And I can honestly say I have never seen such a stirring likeness. Oh, it stirs something in me, all right.

Hey! Come over here! I want you to meet someone.

Reader, this is a friend of mine. His name is The Best Video on the Whole Internet.

I know, I know, it’s kind of audacious of me, but I thought you two would really hit it off. Video, meet Reader. I’ve heard Reader is super into those Funny or Die videos, which are all the rage. You two are gonna have a lot to talk about, I just know it.

(You can watch the original Rick Perry “Strong” campaign ad here; meanwhile, six great parodies are embedded here.)

Lindsay Lohan is due in an L.A. court tomorrow morning. Lindsay was vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend. On Sunday, her purse was stolen from a car, along with her legal paperwork, passport, and $10,000 cash.

And when TMZ reported this information, smuthounds the world over arched their eyebrows suspiciously. Does Lindsay think she can really get out of her December 14 court date? we all simultaneously wondered.

Fortunately, Lindsay’s purse was found and returned. Phew!

Less fortunately, Lindsay missed her flight. She just freaking missed it.

She was also supposed to be a guest on Ellen, but that didn’t happen either. (The word you are looking for is “unemployable.”)

So, yeah, she’s still in Hawaii. Her representative, Steve Honig, promises that she’ll be in L.A. in time for that pesky court appointment tomorrow.

“We have had many tears today. This is life, and I understand that we are going though something that many others have. You think about the what-ifs, but God gives us strength to go on. We won’t be able to see this child’s life and the phases that we’ve seen for our other children, but we know we will see this child in heaven one day. We are thankful for each child, and we are blessed to have the children we have here and the ones we will meet someday in heaven.”

Oh man. I don’t give a crap how you feel about this family, their spirituality, or how many kids they have – you can’t imagine what it’d be like to deliver a stillborn child at twenty weeks’ gestation, and neither can I. Their pain, though obviously prompting them to continue moving forward, must be immeasurable. I really feel for these two people, and anyone who could say “oh hell, they had it coming,” like I saw on other message boards, must never have experienced the joy of childbirth or the pain of miscarriage or stillbirth. So sad.