Look! It’s just like Clark Griswold’s house, just done more professionally, and instead of Britney herself being Clark, she’s cousin Eddie, complete with Snots the dog.
I mean, couldn’t you just see Brit, cigarette clamped between her teeth, dumping the toxic toilet tank from her trailer into the sewer grate outside her home? I could.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Britney! Love you, girl!
In the above clip with the rest of her female cronies, Kim sits with Barbara Walters, who paints a pretty unflattering (and vivid) picture of what really made Kim famous. Hint? It’s got all to do with riding some shitty, forgettable rapper’s dong and nothing to do with the fact that she’s an “entrepreneur.”
I also love how Kim’s twat mother is completely unashamed of the fact that she and her family hired an attorney to profit off of her daughter’s skanky, piss-filled sex tape in the most beneficial way possible. I mean, we all knew that, but it takes some serious spotted gonads to admit it to the ever-classy Barbara Walters.
So this is Jessica Biel‘s brother, Justin. Ironic, isn’t it? There’s also a pretty obvious similarity in their looks, too. And, like his sister, wow is this guy a little bit obnoxious. You’ve just got to see this video, wherein he sort of pushes his boss, Justin Timberlake, into promoting his vodka brand a bit further so that Justin Biel could maybe make some money.
If you watch the video, just be advised, it’s way NSFW (due to language), and if you’ve got an adversity to talk about “bitches” who are “hot as f-ck,” you might be well-advised not to check it out at all. However. I have a feeling curiosity is going to win on this one, and you’ll be watching with the same dumb, slack-jawed look that I had on my face the entire four-plus minutes.
Really, the only part that makes it worthwhile in watching is when he’s talking about “throwing up all over the f-cking room,” (that tidbit was pretty amusing) and the fact that he still has a MySpace. LOLZ!
So, I’ve said it before (and a lot of you gave me shit for it for some reason), but I’m going to say it again: I don’t care how much weight you’ve lost, Snooki, you’re still a disgusting human being. You’re as bad as Kim Kardashian, you’re just not nearly as rich and not nearly as “klassy.”
If you didn’t read about this yesterday, I feel bad for you. BECAUSE IT MIGHT ALREADY BE SOLD OUT.
The Internet is abuzz with news of the R. Kelly Cruise. I KNOW! I once spent a full month trying to win a ticket onto the Jeopardy! Cruise, but this is on a totally different level.
Prices start at $1500—that’s right, $1500—which includes a ticket to an R. Kelly Boat Concert, as well as access to the “Karaoke Club.” I wish I were kidding.
But the ship sets sail in October 2012, so act now! Just try not to sit in the “splash zone,” if you know what I mean. Heh, heh.
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