Dec 17, 2011 at 09:00 am by Emily

A photo of Janice Dickinson

“Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian? Sluts, whores and sluts. That’s what they are. That fake sham marriage was disgusting because they did it for money! She’s a fraud, she’s a hoax.”

- Janice Dickinson explains her views on the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

Janice went on to call Kim’s famous ass a “heap of lard” and recounted a tale of a time when she ran into Kim and Kris Jenner and ended the conversation with calling them both fake and walking away.

I know that a lot of times you guys don’t really care for Janice Dickinson, for whatever reason, but I think this might be a really rare time when you’re actually on her side. Am I right?

Dec 17, 2011 at 08:00 am by Emily

A photo of Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart

Jennifer Lopez is 18 years older than her little baby boyfriend, Casper Smart. The heart wants what it wants though, I’m not going to judge that, but there’s no denying that the age difference is notable, right? By just looking at them? And of course Jennifer is a smokin’ hot lady, but little Casper looks even younger than 24, doesn’t he? Like, if it came out that he was actually a 17-year-old with a fake ID and a desperate need to dance in backgrounds, I’d believe it. But hey, I never really did get Jennifer Lopez’s taste in men. You know what I did get though? A horrendous case of the giggles when I read this story about everybody thinking J.Lo is little Casper’s mama.

From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:

“I’m his girlfriend — not his mother!”

That’s what an irate Jennifer Lopez spat after the hot-blooded “American Idol” judge, 42, was mistaken for being the mama of her 24-year-old toyboy Casper Smart! The curvy diva is disgusted with strangers assuming she is Casper’s mother and it’s affecting her ego, sources say.

“Jennifer is tired of people making comments,” divulged a source close to the Latina bombshell, who is separated from her husband of seven years, salsa singer Marc Anthony. “She doesn’t know what’s worse — being mistaken for Casper’s mother or accused of being a cradle-robbing cougar!”

At 18 years Casper’s senior, the booty-ful star is technically old enough to be his mother. “But it kills Jennifer every time the age difference is brought to her attention,” noted an insider.

“The two of them stopped in a McDonald’s recently, and Jennifer was mortified when the cashier asked Casper if he wanted to have his mother’s order added to his or if they were going to pay separately. Jennifer shouted: “I’m his girlfriend — not his mother!” And then she grabbed Casper’s arm and marched out in a huff, the insider said. Added another source: “The cashier’s comment really bruised her ego.”

Now sources say that when J.Lo goes out with her tattooed toyboy, the image-conscious entertainer wears very little makeup and run-of-the-mill outfits so she doesn’t draw attention to the two of them. But she just can’t disguise the age difference. And during another outing, Jennifer blew up when a bartender asked to see Casper’s ID but not hers, the insider divulged.

“Jennifer just doesn’t think she looks that much older than Casper and took huge offense when the bartender carded Casper and not her,” the source said. “Jennifer enjoys spending time with Casper, but her ego is taking a solid beating. Friends predict the nonstop comments from strangers are the beginning of the end for the couple.”

Man, between this and Whoopi’s farts, I am really bringing the laughs today, huh? Oh, and just for another quick giggle, let’s take a poll:

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Dec 17, 2011 at 05:00 am by Emily

That’s it. That’s the whole story. Whoopi Goldberg farted and it made me giggle and I wanted to share it with you guys. I know it’s not much, but sometimes a good ol’ fartin’ video is just what the doctor ordered.

Dec 17, 2011 at 04:00 am by Emily

A photo of Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

“But how official is it?” you may ask. I’ll tell you this: it’s official enough to put on Facebook. And, well, you can probably see that fancy engagement ring in that picture up there. But most importantly, it’s Facebook official. This is for real, guys.

I am so, so happy for Britney though. Just look at her precious face in that picture up there! Sure, she’s got the crazy eyes, but she just looks so happy, doesn’t she? And check out a few of her Tweets from yesterday:

OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo

Still glowing! About to jump on a plane to Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Throwing a Bday Party for Jason at Chateau Night Club. So fun. Xxoo

Good luck, Britney! After the past few years, you deserve it!

Dec 16, 2011 at 05:30 pm by Sarah

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Yup! Alyson Hannigan! She’s pregnant! Remember back in September when she was showing up all over the place with a distended stomach and naturally, everyone called her out on carrying a fetus instead of ten pounds of extra food? Right, well, she denied it back then, saying, “No, I’m not pregnant! I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn’t suck my gut in, & need 2 do cardio!”

Sure, girl. You keep on with the deterring excuses and we’ll keep on imagining how ADORABLE baby number 2 is going to be in a few short months.

Congrats!

Dec 16, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Sarah

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Imagine that! Lindsay Lohan’s little sister can fly! I mean, wouldn’t you fly if you knew that the same blood that pumped in Lindsay’s veins, pumped in yours, too? Yours’d probably be a lot cleaner, that’s for damn sure, but it’d work in theory, nonetheless.

These are some recent pictures of Ali Lohan, just in time to interrupt our train of thought that, hey, maybe she wasn’t too skinny after all – yeah, she was Angelina-Jolie-caliber type of skinny, but not, you know, war prisoner kind of skinny.

Eat some cookies or something, Ali. You’re almost transparent.