Dec 19, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Jenn

“It always really bothers me when people imagine that characters that don’t look like you, or have the same accent as you do, are far from you. The great actress Sybil Thorndike said ‘I think we all have the germ of every other person inside of us.’ And I think we do.”

Meryl Streep on, uh, the universality of humankind, I guess, to 60 Minutes

Look. Meryl Streep can do anything. No one disputes it. I’m sure that her characterization of Margaret Thatcher in the upcoming The Iron Lady—not her impersonation, but her actual acting—will move me. And in turn, I’ll be, uh, moved by Margaret Thatcher’s own humanity.

In fact, I’m sure Meryl will be able to convince me that she inhabits every fiber of Margaret Thatcher’s being. She convinced me she really was Julia Child, and she will convince as Margaret Thatcher. (Hell, Emily is already convinced.)

But gosh damn it, this person? This cartoon? On the cover of Newsweek? This person does not look anything like Margaret Thatcher. At all. (Emily! No! No, no no!) I mean, I do see what they were doing with the makeup; I do. And it’s, um.

Well, it just looks like Meryl with false teeth. That’s basically all.

Like, the character makeup itself is really subtle—because it shouldn’t be over-the-top—but then it’s just like, OH. Suddenly, Meryl with fake teeth. Those teeth don’t look real; they look ridiculous.

I’m impressed with the “tired eye” makeup, however. Also, the eyebrows. The lunch lady hair, I can take or leave.

BONUS QUOTABLE. Meryl weighs in on playing Margaret Thatcher in a sidebar in the latest issue of Newsweek:

“She was canny about the fact that in order to be taken seriously, she wasn’t able to show certain emotions because she was a woman. Churchill could cry over everything, but if she cried it meant something else; it meant she wasn’t fit to be leader.”

Dec 19, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Sarah

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Ugh. This is bad. This is so, so bad. This is definitely the worst Christmas card the Kardashians have had so far, and I’d know. We ran almost their entire collection here last year around this time.

So here it is. And for all of you lucky bastards out there who just love 3D, and who’re so rich (like the Kardashians) that you have stupid, senseless things around your house like 3D glasses, the shoot was done in 3D, TOO. You should probably play the lottery tonight, you know. This type of serendipity just doesn’t come along that often.

Me, I’m still trying to figure out the theme here. Is it “Have a Bad Photoshop Christmas”? Is it “Let’s pretend Kourtney has even half the ass that Kim does so happy holidays you bastard”? Is it “Ho! Ho! Ho! How ’bout we make Kris Humphries SOOOO JEALOUS that he missed the Christmas card by a few weeks by making the (cottage) cheese stand alone?” I don’t know. Maybe. My guess is that they were going for Marrakesh “classy” this time, but it never fails to amuse me that they confuse “classy” with “klassy,” and really, how appropriate is that?

Images via Celebuzz

Dec 19, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Sarah

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Whew, time sure does fly, folks. Can you believe that it’s been three whole months since we last posted about Heidi Montag, and an entire four months since Spencer was mentioned on the site? That’s like a lifetime in Hollywood. That’s, like, an amount of time that can pass and people will plum FORGET about you.

… Can we do that again, please?

Dec 19, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

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Kim Kardashian says she’d get married again and again and again. [The Superficial]

What female “celebrity” was the “biggest disappointment” of 2011? [Lainey Gossip]

Biggest fashion fails of the week. [Starpulse]

(Surprising) best-selling albums of 2011. [theBERRY]

Joe Jonas rushed to the hospital. [Socialite Life]

27 Things guys say that totally turn women off. [The Frisky]

Kevin Federline speaks out about Britney’s latest engagement. [Cele|bitchy]

Nicole Kidman’s heinous Botox face almost allowed a Christmas smile. Almost. [Socialite Life]

What Kris Humphries finally revealed about Kim Kardashian. [Popbytes]

The Worst Christmas Movies of All Time. [Huff Po]

Mark Cuban is smitten with Khloe Kardashian. [Bitten and Bound]

Photos of Britney Spears sucking on things. [The Superficial]

Marc Jacobs nabs a porn star. [OMGBlog]

Mariah Carey‘s latest Christmas video. [Lainey Gossip]

Dexter‘s stunning finale. [ONTD]

Kobe Bryant’s wife files for divorce, cites “multiple other women.” [IDLYITW]

The hilarious Tim Tebow SNL skit. [Hollywood Backwash]

Dec 19, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

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And wouldn’t you? If you got engaged to Britney Spears this past weekend? Some guys just have all the luck.

Here are some photos of Britney and Jason leaving The Sugar Factory, where the couple celebrated their engagement earlier this week. Britney looks genuinely happy, her smile is megawatt and the laughter in her eyes is completely legit, but that honky, scaly, scabby sore on her ankle? Good heavens, girl, what happened? It’s supposed to be the dude getting down on one knee, you know. Unless … no. I can’t. I’m sorry. I love you and all, girl, but I just can’t go there. Not anymore. Not after 2006.

What the hell could that even be?

Dec 19, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

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Apparently Rihanna faced some serious racial criticism this past weekend when she performed in Portugal – some dude approached her in her hotel (in his underwear, according to Rih), and actually slammed her for her skin color. According to Rihanna‘s NSFW Twitter rant:

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What a douche, right? I mean, how do people like that even function in society these days? Racism is SO déclassé as it is, and to be so obvious and overt and out-in-the-open about an opinion that’s just f-cking lunacy doesn’t say a whole lot for that particular breed of person. Count me seriously disappointed, friends, and embarrassed that there is, indeed, people like this allowed to walk around out there.