Kim Kardashian’s changed overnight, don’t you know. [The Superficial]

The 6 Worst Vacations That People Actually Pay For. [The Frisky]

Terrence Howard claims he married a violent racist. [TMZ]

The 37 Hottest Male Actors of 2011. [Starpulse]

J. Lo spotted at a budget jewelry store with Casper Smart. [Lainey Gossip]

So The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo apparently sucks. [LA Times]

Mariah Carey, touching herself. [Socialite Life]

Chloe Sevigny, a man? [Yeeeah]

Hugh Hefner pushed Lindsay to go nude. [Amy Grindhouse]

The Best On-Screen Couples of 2011. [Pajiba]

Oh, yeah, Michael Buble did SNL this past weekend. [Lainey Gossip]

James Franco got a professor fired from NYU for giving him a D. [Cele|bitchy]

The Jenner girls had a pole-dancing party or something. [IDLYITW]

Ryan Gosling through the years. [theBERRY]

Kobe Bryant never signed a prenup, is screwed. [The Superficial]

Skanky brass-tone armband that’s disguising a nasty green stain in the shape of a skanky brass-tone armband? CHECK.

Over-worn, clear Lucite stripper heels that are *totally* appropriate for frolicking in the snow with Grandpa? CHECK.

OK, the thing is, here, that Courtney Stodden doesn’t look awful. The eye makeup is ultra toned down, and she doesn’t appear to have six pounds of Wet ‘n Wild Chocolate Cooter Crotch Sensation lip pencil wound around her mouth. Aside from the really overt inappropriateness of these photos, and the fact that I’m still wondering what the hell all those short hairs are atop the crown of her head (no, really, is she going for a Kate Gosselin cut? A mullet? Is her hair that short and the rest is just a budget weave?), the bottom line is that IT’S COLD. And YOU CAN TELL.

Come on now, that’s not something you can tell your kids every day.

And it’s easy! All you have to do is take a photo of yourself wearing your UGLIEST Christmas sweater and send it to our good friends at Celebutaunt.

Until the end of December, anyone can submit a photo of themselves wearing their ugliest holiday sweater. Then, after the New Year, Flava Flav will announce the contest winner and Celebutaunt will send the ugly sweater champion and a friend on a four day cruise to Baja, Mexico (including airfare to L.A.).

Head on over to Celebutaunt to enter for your chance to win!

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: CWisely
“Gearing up for her role in ‘Herbie The Love Bug: Two Flat Tires’.”

First runner-up: Whitt
“No one’ll ever steal my drug money again! Just keep clenching, just keep clenching …”

Second runner-up: Ashley
“This is your butt on drugs. Should’ve done uppers.”

*Honorable Mention (because they were ALL so funny): Puddin
“And now for something completely different …”

Congrats to CWisely! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

But there’s a shit ton of celebrities who love them, and often, we pay so much attention to those celebrities walking their dogs (Reese Witherspoon. Ryan Phillipe. Kristen Stewart. Ryan Gosling.) and neglect those who are content to stay at home and share their house with a fuzzy-furred, stinking feline that has some serious attitude problems and who I just don’t understand because apparently I don’t have the proper set of emotions to identify with cats. I’m dumb simple. Like a dog. And I’m OK with that, alrighty?

Anyway, our friends at Celebuzz have compiled a list of celebrity cat-lovers, and since I’m sure some of you guys also can tolerate cats, I thought I’d pass it along.

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #1

AnnaLynne McCord
OK, does she really count? Is she really a celebrity? She stars on 90210, a show that most of the general public probably has not even seen this decade. But she likes cats, so here she is.

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #2

James Franco
I knew there was a reason that I didn’t like this guy. I just didn’t know it was because he loves cats so much that he’s got two of them.

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #3

Evan Rachel Wood
Didn’t ex-boyfriend Marilyn Manson used to bite the heads off of cats or something? Is that why ERW up and started her own cat-rescue home?

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #4

Katy Perry
Aside from Taylor Swift, Katy Perry is the ultimate cat lady. Come on. I can’t think “Katy Perry” twice in a day without at least once thinking “Kitty Purry,” and that’s just unfortunate. For me.

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #5

Nicole Richie
This surprises me. Kind of like how when I found out that my best friend of twenty years was a closet cat-lover. Our relationship changed then, you know.

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #6

Hilary Swank
This doesn’t surprise me. Anyone who’d “accidentally” go to the birthday party of a world dictator would like cats.

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #7

Nicky Hilton
She’s a Hilton; I get it. It doesn’t get cattier than that.

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #8

Pete Doherty
Can someone please tell ol’ dirty here that you can’t make proper meth out of used kitty litter and catnip? Because I don’t think he knows that, though he definitely looks like he smells like it.

Celebrity Who Likes Cats #9

Russell Brand
Duh. If you want to be Katy Perry’s lover, you’ve gotta get with her cats.

First… we brought you… THE POSTER.

Then…! We brought you… THE TEASER TRAILER.

Which…! told you nothing about The Dark Knight Rises and was basically just the animated version of the poster, and you were all, “Oh…! That’s it, I guess.”

Now…! In a woooorrrrld! Where you are excited whenever Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in anything, but you still wish this trailer would tell you what he is doing in a Batman movie,

…and…! The only way to survive a Stadium Terrorism Attack is by scoring a touchdown.

In…! The disappointing conclusion to Christopher Nolan’s trilogy of Batman trailers:

This Particular Trailer is Not as Exciting or Inspiring as I Remember the Other Trailers as Being.

(Coming soon to laptops near you.)
(In fact, you can just press ‘play’ on the video.)