Dec 22, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

OK, now. For real. Even if you can’t stand Sarah Palin (or, for that matter, the entire McCain camp), you have to admit: this looks like it’s going to be one good-assed movie. Ed Harris as John McCain? Hell. I see what Courtney Stodden saw now. Just in Ed Harris, and not John McCain, because that’s just gross, and anyway, I think Courtney Stodden just wants to be Cindy McCain. Heaven knows she’s on her way to looking just like her, right?

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Anyway, yes, Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin? Meh. I would have preferred Tina Fey, naturally, but Julianne Moore’s good and solid. And Woody Harrelson? Hell. Anything with Woody Harrelson will be a four-star flick. I mean, have you even seen 2012? Case and point, friends.

Who else thinks this movie’s got an OK chance to totally kill it?

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Dec 22, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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Oh. My God. Oh my God. Look at this, will you? There’s a chick from Jersey Shore that’s *actually* a natural beauty. I could seriously just fall all over myself and die. No weird, sculpted facial augmentations, no diarrhea diets to enhance the cheeks (both of them), no plaster of Paris injections to look like a weird work of “art” … I’m kind of at a loss for words.

Sammi Giancola is actually, legitimately pretty, and just might have a chance of rising above the trashiness of her reality show. If, you know, she could lay off the douchebag pencil-dick boyfriend and quit hanging around with twits like Deena Cortese, Nicole Polizzi, and Jenni Farley. And learns some proper grammar and stops talking like a gutter rat. And stops …

Never mind. You’re right. Girlfriend doesn’t stand a chance.

She sure is something to look at though, huh?

Dec 22, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Lindsay Lohan is a serious actress now. [The Superficial]

Kate Middleton just keeps losing weight, huh? [Lainey Gossip]

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady‘s house is ENORMOUS. [Starpulse]

Jennifer Aniston‘s making her boyfriend send out JOINT CHRISTMAS CARDS. [Lainey Gossip]

Biggest celebrity scandals of 2011. [Starpulse]

The Hiltons have landed. [ICYDK]

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman meet up in NYC. [INFDaily]

Kris Humphries booed in basketball return. [Huff Po]

Jessica Simpson spotted shopping for wedding dresses. [CDL]

Mrs. Depp needs cash. [Lainey Gossip]

The Jenner girls, working a stripper pole. Appropriate. [Celebslam]

Adele has her clothes specially made. [Cele|bitchy]

Where did Pam Anderson’s giant tits go? [Celebrity Ranttarget="_blank"/a>]

Josh Duhamel was surprised that Fergie married him. [The Blemish]

The Kardashians are going out of business. [IDLYITW]

Best Christmas Story stills. [theBERRY]

Dec 22, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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This is the new Adele – the post-surgery, nodule-removed Adele who’s seriously skinnier in the face. I’m not insinuating that she had any cosmetic surgery done, because I really, really don’t believe that, but man. She does not look OK in this photo. It just looks like the vocal cord surgery and recovery completely kicked her ass. And what a difference some facial weight loss can make in a person’s face. Wow.

Anyway, I hope you’re feeling on the up and up, Adele, and you’re able to get back into the swing of things before you know it.

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Dec 22, 2011 at 06:30 am by Jenn

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Word on the street is, James Franco missed a ton of classes, received a low grade, then contributed to the untimely firing of an NYU professor.

But Professor R. John Williams, Franco’s adviser at Yale, recalls a different student. In Williams’ obsequious Slate column, he describes James Franco as a model student with, uh, plenty of time on his hands:

So what is James like as a reader of scholarly work? I’ve often heard it expressed that he must be a mountebank, since no single person could be doing as many things as he does. How could he possibly be simultaneously reading for a Yale Ph.D and filming a multimillion-dollar motion picture? How could he possibly have time to write anything when he’s also teaching a class at NYU and starring so many films? I’ve wondered the same thing myself. But on that trip to Detroit, I learned a secret. People think that when you’re the star of a film, your time must be chock-full with endless minutia—appearances, conversations, getting “into character,” and so on. But when you’re the star, you end up just sitting around a lot.

And:

So when you see James’s character with his arm trapped under a rock in 127 Hours, what you don’t see is that there was an assigned reading under the rock with it. When he’s playfully wrestling with a genetically-enhanced chimpanzee in Rise of the Planet of the Apes, just off to the right of the shot was a stack of books.

AND:

The truth is, if you’re an A-list Hollywood star like James Franco, and are willing to put the time into earning a Ph.D, you may actually have more time to read than many of your colleagues. Heck, you don’t even have to worry about the grocery shopping, laundry, and other sundry tasks that every other poor graduate student in the country has to worry about. After visiting Detroit, the thing I found myself wondering was not “How does James do it?” but rather “Why aren’t more Hollywood actors earning Ph.Ds?”

So there you have it: it’s always gratifying to teach an earnest student, but teaching James Franco is the most gratifying of all.

In the meantime, John Tintori—he’s the film chair at Tisch School of the Arts—stresses that Professor José Angel Santana’s contract simply expired. No more, no less.

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Dec 22, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

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From the Daily Mail:

… Grammy-nominated Adam [Lambert], 29, and reality TV star Sauli Koskinen, 26, were in a club called Don’t Tell Momma before becoming involved in what local media described as a ‘huge fight’.

Finnish media reported how onlookers tried in vain to break up the fight but that Adam allegedly attacked them as well.

Police were then called and broke up the fight before taking the couple to different police stations – Adam in the neighbourhood of Pasila and Sauli in Toolo. Adam’s management have not yet commented on the alleged incident and the injuries were not serious. Adam is currently holidaying in Finland and tweeted this week that ‘Jetlag sux’.

Come on, guys. Can’t we all just get along? It’s the Christmas season, after all, you know.