“I’ve talked to a lot of people who worked for Obama at the grassroots level. One of them said to me, ‘Never again. I will never be fooled again by a politician.’?You know, a one-term president with some balls who actually got stuff done would have been, in the long run of the country, much better. If the Democrats think that they didn’t have a mandate—people are literally without any focus or leadership, just wandering out into the streets to yell right now because they are so pissed off. Imagine if they had a leader.”

Those are some pretty strong words there. Calling the President out for having no balls? That’s some hardcore shit. What do you guys think – do you agree with Matty, here, or do you think the President’s done an OK job so far with the bum Congress he was dealt?

Can he ruin Christmas? He sure can! Can he make your daughters scream his name? 24/7, y’all. Can he name all the continents? Um … psh, unimportant! What we want to know is if he can freestyle over a Notorious B.I.G. song.

Check out the video, you guys. All your questions will be answered, and all your dreams will come true.

Are you ready for it? Because it’s kind of a doozy …

“The ultimate n*ggabitch.” A Dutch magazine called Jackie did a piece on Rihanna, and this is what they had to say about her:

She has street cred, she has a ghetto ass and she has a golden throat. Rihanna, the good girl gone bad, is the ultimate n*ggabitch and displays that gladly, and for her that means: what’s on can come off. If that means she’ll be on stage half naked, then so be it.

When the article came out, people were naturally a little taken aback by it. It’s ok though, because the editor-in-chief, Eva Hoeke, explained that it wasn’t racist at all, it was just a poor use of slang that’s heard “all the time on tv and radio.” That wasn’t good enough for Rihanna, who took to her Twitter to get her feelings out:

I hope u can read english, because your magazine is a poor representation of the evolution of human rights! I find you disrespectful, and rather desperate!! You ran out of legit, civilized information to print! There are 1000′s of Dutch girls who would love to be recognized for their contributions to your country, you could have given them an article. Instead, u paid to print one degrading an entire race! That’s your contribution to this world! To encourage segregation, to mislead the future leaders to act in the past! You put two words together, with the intent of abasement, that made no sense…”N*GGA BITCH”?!….Well with all respect, on behalf of my race, here are my two words for you…F*CK YOU!!!

Well said, Rihanna.

Since the magazine was published, the editor-in-chief has been let go, even though, as she continues to claim, she didn’t really do anything that wrong. See, “n*ggabitch” originated in America and it’s used “to describe a style of dress.” It’s not racist, it’s a legitimate fashion term. Get it?

What a hot mess though, right? And why has Rihanna had to go through so much racist bullshit recently? Honestly, just give this girl a rest.

J Woww‘s a bikini designer, now. [The Superficial]

Ashton Kutcher‘s first free holiday. [Lainey Gossip]

Jessica Alba bought her daughter a car for Christmas. [Starpulse]

Angelina Jolie‘s pregnant already. [Cele|bitchy]

X-Factor leaks: who’s gonna win? [LA Times]

Casey Anthony is being sued. [TMZ]

A brief history of women who pay for sex. [The Frisky]

Stephanie Seymour is very … flexible. [Socialite Life]

Scott Bailey‘s nude ass. [OMGBlog]

Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard split. [Yeeeah]

Leonardo DiCaprio has a new girlfriend. WOO! [ICYDK]

Rod Stewart flips the bird. [INFDaily]

Maria Shriver doesn’t want you to be Hispanic around her. [Celebslam]

LeAnn Rimes is wearing a bikini again. [The Superficial]

Robert Pattinson cheated on Kristen Stewart with Nikki Reed. [Hollywood Dame]

Taylor Swift‘s Cover Girl ad was banned. [Hollywood Backwash]

Vanessa Hudgens’ see-through pants. [The Blemish]

PHOTOS: The hottest photos of Paul Rudd. [theBERRY]

Tragically, I have no real guesses as to who this could be. Let me give you all the details, then you can let me know what you think:

This female two time former reality star who was married to another reality star/actor recently offered her services to Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden saying that she would make a great third to their “relationship.” They turned her down.

A lot of people are guessing Adrianne Curry on this one, even though she definitely appeared on more than one reality show (America’s Next Top Model, The Surreal Life, and My Fair Brady). I don’t know if that would be a total dealbreaker though, because everything else fits.

Personally, I think I’m too disgusted by the thought of someone wanting to be part of this creepy relationship. Could you even imagine? Someone apparently caught a glimpse of this enchanting dynamic and couldn’t help but try to be a part of it. Do you have any guesses for who this poor human being could be?

Because it’s 2007 and everybody still cares about Paris Hilton, right? Yes? Oh … it’s almost 2012? And nobody cares about Paris Hilton? But then what is she doing on the cover of this well-known magazine?

Your guess is as good as mine, friends. But look at that precious dog eyeballing that food! Totally worth it.