If you do, then you might not want to look at this picture taken last week, because damn, the Banks family is looking kind of rough.

In this picture, we have little Tatyana Ali, all grown up, Karyn Parsons, Alfonso Ribeiro, who is always a good time, James Avery, and Will Smith, who you don’t need an update on.

What do you think this family has been up to since we last saw them, 15 years ago? Did Ashley ever become famous? Did Hilary’s talk show do well in New York? Did Carlton like Princeton? Did Will ever get with Tyra Banks? WHERE’S GEOFFREY?

Specifically, Kanye threw the biggest fit over a business card that someone tossed on stage during one of his concerts because he could have been killed.

After the business card was so malevolently thrown on the stage, Kanye stopped the concert. He demanded to know who had done the dastardly deed, because, as he said in his characteristic eloquence, “We risking our lives up here. You can’t go throwing shit that we gonna slip on.” When no one confessed, Kanye pulled everyone’s least favorite kindergarten teacher move and said “unless one person raises their hand and says ‘I’m the one who did it’, all that whole section gotta go.”

Thankfully, the carelessly violent individual revealed himself and was escorted out of the concert. But we might not be so lucky next time. Next time, some misguided lady thinking herself to be Kanye’s soul mate might throw her panties on the stage, or a young up-and-comer might dare to toss a demo up there. And BOOM, just like that, one of the geniuses of our time could be gone.

Just be careful, you guys. That’s all we ask.

I can’t tell you exactly when it happened, but at some point, everyone absolutely fell in love with Pink. Did you guys notice it? I think it was when she had her adorable baby and became such a badass and precious mom. Of course people loved her back when she was singing about getting parties started and all that, but now she’s sort of untouchable in all her glory. At least, that’s what I think.

You know what else I think? I think this story about Pink saving a puppy’s life might touch your heart in ways you’ve never imagined:

P!nk was surfing the Internet recently, when she stumbled upon a story about a puppy that had been thrown off an L.A. overpass … and suffered 3 broken legs when it landed in the L.A. river.

We’re told the dog was in bad shape … and required major surgery FAST … or else.

That’s when P!nk sprung into action — contacting the Ace of Hearts animal rescue organization and offering to pay for any medical expense it took to save the dog’s life.

$5,000 later … the dog went under the knife — and recovered!!

And it gets better — we’re told the dog has since been adopted by a loving family … and will probably get a big, juicy bone for Christmas.

Is anybody else crying?  If not, then at least is anybody else convinced that Pink is a hero of our generation?

If you went to Finland with your boyfriend, went to a club, then got in a fight with him, would that be a deal breaker? What if in the middle of the fight (this is a physical fight, by the way, you’re not just talking about your emotions in loud voices) some friendly people nearby tried to break it up, and your boyfriend attacked them, too? Would you stick it out?

Well, Adam Lambert and his boyfriend, Sauli, would. They’d laugh the whole thing off over burgers! Seriously, that’s what happened. Here are some of Adam’s Tweets after the whole incident:

Jetlag + Vodka = blackout.

Us ÷ blackout = irrational confusion.

jail + guilt + press = lesson learned.

Sauli + Adam + hangover burgers = laughing bout it. :)

I don’t know, maybe I’m just an ol’ stick in the mud, but if I got arrested for fighting my boyfriend in a bar, I’d take some time to reconsider some things. I’ve never really understood the whole “went to jail, LOL” mindset, and I can’t even begin to understand how you could be “laughing bout” throwing punches at your boyfriend and a bunch of strangers.

Does anyone have any insight here? Because I want to like Adam, I really do, but he’s just making it very, very hard.

Hey, guys! Remember earlier this month when Neil Patrick Harris offhandedly used the word “tranny” and people got angry? Because the word isn’t really that funny? And because your being gay doesn’t earn you a “pass” for using certain slurs? (I mean, NPH is my patron saint and all, but let’s not be cavepeople, here.)

Yeah, well. Lance Bass was co-hosting an episode of Access Hollywood Live, and he was right in the midst of interviewing Funny or Die‘s Billy Eichner when the word just kind of tumbled out of Bass’s big mouth.

Billy Eichner was quick to call Lance out, if a little sardonically: “We’re not supposed to call them ‘trannies,’ though, did you see that?” After all, NPH got a ton of flack for that very mistake, Eichner went on to point out.

Lance Bass tried his best to play it off: “Oh, great, now I’m gonna get in trouble. Awesome.”

Then he said, a little sheepishly, “I didn’t get the memo.” The goof seemed innocent enough? Maybe? I don’t know.

No one was particularly apologetic—which is almost understandable, because copping to an error on live TV is a great way to underscore an error instead of just letting it slide off the radar where it belongs—but then co-anchor Kit Hoover wondered aloud what we’re supposed to call them now. She wondered this out loud. She asked this multiple times.

And everything had been twee till then, but when Hoover made those remarks, my jaw actually dropped. I just can’t even…!

Eichner stared at her for a long time before dismissing her question with a quip, but the whole thing was horrifying.

Let me add that, while the use of “tranny” offends me, so did Eichner’s exclamation of “Jesus Christ!” On live television. Come on, people: your daytime audience is right here in the U.S. Bible Belt. Knock it off.

I mean, it’s not like I’m tuning into Access Hollywood for champagne and caviar, but this whole thing was just tacky. Ugh. If you can’t do live television without also behaving like horrible people, use the teleprompter already.

I know. You guys probably think I’m obsessed with nude photos of celebrities, but you want to know something? If I am, I’m not the only one. You cannot IMAGINE the search terms that some of our traffic is generated from through Google and what not. It’s unbelievable. And in some cases, unrepeatable, for the sake of going to jail. Some of the things that people Google, and thus, land on our page, is illegal in 48 states. I know this for a fact, and these are your peers, guys. They say there’s a market for everything, and dadgum. They sure were right.

Anyway, here’s a photo of Amber Heard‘s tatas. They’re after the jump, NSFW, and really not all that impressive. But like I’ve always said, I’ll take a half-assed nip shot over no nip shot any day, you feel me?