“We’re having our annual Christmas Eve party with my whole family. I don’t think Khloé’s spending Christmas with us this year…Santa Claus comes every year and comes and visits our Christmas party but only ours. Only the real Santa comes to our Christmas party.”

Kendall Jenner explains her holiday plans.

Did you catch that, everybody? Santa Claus is partying with the Kardashians this year. I know there’s that silly story that Santa visits children with gifts and goodies on the night of Christmas Eve, but no. He only visits the Kardashians. So don’t hold your breath.

Also, did you catch the part where she said that Khloe isn’t spending Christmas with her family this year? Are you convinced that she’s the best Kardashian yet?

I want you to really think about this now. Since 2007, how much money has all of Lindsay‘s legal shenanigans cost her? Consider all those times that she violated her probation, and all those times we’ve discussed her clothing choices for court. Consider the past four years. Do you have an estimate?

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Of course you want to see the puppy, don’t be ridiculous. Look at its little face! Those ears! Those big puppy paws!

This is Stella, one of the most adorable puppies ever. If you’ll remember, yesterday I told you about her and about how Pink paid the $5,000 it took to get this puppy surgery that saved her life. And honestly, after hearing that awful story and seeing that precious face, how could you not help this puppy if you had the means to do so?

Enjoy the puppy pictures, and feel free to post other pictures of cute animals as you see fit!

Images courtesy of TMZ

Do you guys ever watch that Millionaire Matchmaker show? I’m not proud of this, but I’ve seen it a few times, and it has its entertaining moments. From what I’ve seen, pretty much every person who appears on that show is a total dick, including the Millionaire Matchmaker herself, Patti Stanger. But regardless of my own opinion, Patti was sweet enough to give some potential matches for a couple of kids from Glee, and I think it’s sweet enough to share with you.

First off, Patti came up with a perfect match for the adorable Chris Colfer, who plays the extremely fabulous Kurt:

“Maybe he should go for an older man,” Patti told us matter-of-factly. “I’m going to put him with Lance Bass because they can sing and dance together and he knows his way around the Bravo clubhouse.”

Ew, Patti. Ew. Lance Bass is 32 years old, while Chris is a 21-year-old who looks about 13. Gross, Patti.

But what about Lea Michele?

“For Lea Michelle, I’d go with Zac Efron because he can sing, dance and keep up with her.”

No, Patti! You match Lea up with Aston Kutcher like she wants, and don’t you ever wish that on Zac Efron. He’s an angel, Patti, and don’t you forget it.

Since Patti obviously failed so miserably, do you guys have any celebrity matches you think could work?

I know I said “watch this” in the headline up there, but I’m not entirely sure that it’s fair to tell you to do something when I couldn’t do it myself. When it comes to Rihanna, her own unique brand of shitty music and relentless crotch grabs makes it hard for me to pay attention for a whole three minutes. Did you have better luck?

From Contact Music:

Christmas came early for one British family after actor Rupert Grint escorted them to Florida for an all-expenses paid trip to the Harry Potter theme park.

Grint was heartbroken to hear about the grief-stricken Carters, who have been struggling to cope with the loss of their mother Denise, who died giving birth to her and her husband Steve’s fourth child in 2009.

… As an extra special surprise, Grint recently accompanied the group to Orlando to visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios and gave them a personal tour of the rides and wand shops.

Family patriarch Steve Carter tells film-news.co.uk, “The best thing was the look on the kids’ faces. There are great memories and I know Denise was watching over us on the trip.”

Alright, friends. The moral of the story? If you’re not COMPLETELY enamored by Rupert Grint and his selfless, loving, thoughtful actions, then you have a cold, dead heart and I don’t even know why you bothered watching the video. Are you a Kardashian or something?

Anyway, Merry Christmas, folks! We’ll continue normal posting on Christmas Eve, but will be off Christmas Day, resuming our regular snark schedule on Monday morning. Have a safe and happy holiday, and if this video didn’t cheer you up, then check these photos out again. They’re sure to put a smile on your face