Is it me, or does this photo just scream “I’m desperate and I’m never, ever going to get another decent-ish guy to sleep with me EVER AGAIN AUGGGGH!” If you’re wondering if that’s a trick question, the answer is “yes.” And “no.” And “does not apply.” And “what the hell does it matter, anyway, because Kim Kardashian is yesterday’s budget, garbage-like Paris Hilton.”
Anyway, this is a photo that Kim Kardashian posted on her Twitter account as a “gift” to her followers. The following Tweet accompanied the trashy photo:
I’m just so over this bitch, guys. She had me sucked in for a brief period and I’d thought, “Whoa, maybe there is something to this girl; maybe she does have something that a lot of people just aren’t seeing, and maybe she’s going to actually rise above mediocre reality star fame and make a positive move for herself.” But alas, I was wrong. And I’ve been wrong before, and there’s no shame in that. I’d call a moratorium on Kim Kardashian posts on this site from here on forward, but I have a feeling that Kim’s only going to become more and more desperate as the years go by, and really, who wants to miss out on watching that big-assed disaster float by?
So, you guys knowhow much I love Jessica Simpson, and how she’s completely and utterly my favorite pregnant celebrity to date, right? Good, then you’ll relize, when I say “Holy f-ck, Jess” that it’s coming from a place of understanding and love, but also of fear for the concept of maternity wear as it’s generally intended to be. Because wearing your pre-pregnancy “fat” shirt when you’re seven months pregnant or whatever isn’t considered “maternity clothing,” and when you wear your pre-pregnancy “fat” shirt during pregnancy, you only, indeed, succeed in looking pre-pregnancy fat. I would know.
You still look great, Jess, and I wouldn’t sweat this advice – it’s not such valid talk coming from me, who’s no fashion plate, please believe – but damn. That’s one ugly outfit.
“I had done that with Effie [in Dreamgirls]… and as much as I was moved by this film, I wanted to try a role that had nothing whatsoever to do with my weight.”
Man, I so get this. By the time Precious was in pre-production, Hudson had already lost a mighty eff-ton of weight. I cannot even imagine being asked to pile all that weight right back on. It’s like, you can keep your “art,” mister! I’ll be keeping my sexy cheekbones, thanks.
Former Scrubs costars (and total brosephs) Zach Braff and Donald Faison uploaded this stirring rendition of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” to their brand-new joint YouTube account yesterday. I think I knew Faison had some pipes, but Braff holds his own, sorta. And nope, the irony is not lost on me: L.A. isn’t chilly in the slightest. Not this week, anyway.
This is only the first video posted to the “zachndonald” YouTube account, and I am delighted. Aren’t these lads darling? Ugh, they’re so charming together; what a pair. Here’s to many more homoerotic jazz standards!
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