Over the holidays, Melanie Griffith was spotted in Colorado wearing some unusual headgear. And I’m just, uuuugggghhhh, how does Antonio Banderas even do it. (I hope Melanie takes her hat off first. Ha, ha.)
But then I got to thinking. I thought, “Hey, that hat isn’t so bad.”
Then I thought, you know what? I’m finished with gossip. I’m totally finished with writing! I am going to become a world-famous fashion designer. No! I’m going to become a hatmaker! Just like Philip Treacy! And I will only sell my art to rich celebrity patrons. Patrons like Melanie Griffith.
Here is my first design; how lucky are you! What do you think? Is my business going to take off, or what?
Do you love it? What, you don’t love it? Wait! Don’t go! I have other designs, too.