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But then I got to thinking. I thought, “Hey, that hat isn’t so bad.”
Then I thought, you know what? I’m finished with gossip. I’m totally finished with writing! I am going to become a world-famous fashion designer. No! I’m going to become a hatmaker! Just like Philip Treacy! And I will only sell my art to rich celebrity patrons. Patrons like Melanie Griffith.
Here is my first design; how lucky are you! What do you think? Is my business going to take off, or what?
Do you love it? What, you don’t love it? Wait! Don’t go! I have other designs, too.
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Coffee maker the best..! Win
Awesome! They’ll need you in Australia for the racing carnivals. Happy Noo Yaer, you guys!!
LOL This is just too awesome.
Hahaha! You have a talent Jenn! ;) I’ll take an Antonio Banderas hat!
lol. you crack me up!
These days Melanie should not try to draw attention to herself. Ever.